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Tweak says, "Madness is enlightenment"

Kyle Sarea (blunette) wrote in undertherainbow,
@ 2011-05-13 15:01:00

Entry tags:

kyle sarea, soren skwigelf, teja wartooth

Uh. . . So I just woke up in a cheap motel room's bathroom, surrounded by glitter and covered in chocolate sauce. My clothes are gone, the stereo's on, there are blacklights in here, and someone drew dongs on my face.

And a phone that's not mine had this page up.

So, consider this a mass text, except not: Where the hell am I, and does anyone know a good way to cure a hangover?

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	twiceloved 2011-05-13 11:20 pm UTC (link)
	Okay, go to this [website] now. Even though it's creepy and Geocitiestastic, it's true. And the only way I cure hangovers is to sleep more until people throw water on me. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	blunette 2011-05-14 04:35 am UTC (link)
	Oh god, for a second I thought you were gonna link me to that urban legend about the guy who woke up in a tub of ice after his kidneys had been stolen. . . . sparkletext? Really? Though I gotta ask, the bit about powers. . . just how, uh, true is that? That sounds like a really really good idea, and I might attempt to sleep more after shower or something. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	twiceloved 2011-05-14 04:50 am UTC (link)
	Nah, not that creepy. And it's very true, most people I know have powers of some variety. Take a lukewarm shower! If you take a cold or a hot one, you'll never sleep. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	blunette 2011-05-14 04:58 am UTC (link)
	Wait, so like. . . people don't get arrested and tossed into Iso for slip-ups? That sort of thing is actually, like, common here? Holy crap, nice. Also, apparently I'm a bartender. In LA. At least I'm familiar with the terrain, sorta. D'ya know where [address] is? And yeah, probably will once all this gets sorted out. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	twiceloved 2011-05-14 05:00 am UTC (link)
	I don't know what that is, but ... I don't think so. I mean, I use magic every day - and I'm pretty much useless without it - so, yeah, it's common! Nope, but that's what someone way smarter than me invented GPS. Do you need me to come throw water on you? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

blunette
2011-05-14 05:14 am UTC (link)

Iso is. . . Isolation. Basically, if you screw up, they stick a little tag on your forehead, and you get warped off to this cylindrical room. Perfectly white. Skintight bodysuit instead of clothes, no other people, no doors, no windows. Circular pad in the middle of the room. And if you touch the tag to try and remove it, you end up electrocuting yourself pretty bad. Of course, since there's nothing else to do, I usually end up zapping myself to pass the time when I'm waiting for a warden to pop up.

That would involve seeing me naked, because my clothes are just gone. Found 'my' wallet under a giant white teddy bear on the bed. Are you sure you can handle seeing me naked?

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twiceloved
2011-05-14 05:18 am UTC (link)

... where the hell do you come from? No going back there, goddamn. No, one time there was a crazy fascist group that tried to round up the people with powers, but that didn't work out so well for them. They're all dead now.

As long as you don't try to hump me. My spouses would get jealous. You look about my husband's size, I'll see if he has any clothes you can borrow and bring them over.

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blunette
2011-05-14 05:28 am UTC (link)

Dude. Worst part? I'm related to the guy who runs the place. Not the warden, but the guy who's behind the whole show. I got chewed out every time I got wasted. . . it's gonna be weird not seeing him anymore, though. Wow, is this gonna be one of those things that sinks in over time?

Aw, damn. And here I was planning on affixing myself to your leg as a semi-permanent special feature. Also, 5'7", around 120 lbs.

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	twiceloved 2011-05-14 05:31 am UTC (link)
	Probably. I hope you don't have any Stockholm Syndrome residuals, that'll take a while to get over. You'd be a lot sexier than a tumor, but Cass would probably poke you with a stick. And yeah, you're about his size. Jeans and a t-shirt okay? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	blunette 2011-05-14 05:36 am UTC (link)
	Pretty sure I don't. Most of the people I know are usually chill. What kind of stick are we talkingggg? And, uh, I'd prefer a black or white shirt, but yeah. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	twiceloved 2011-05-14 05:38 am UTC (link)
	Well, good. But yeah, unless you use your powers for Great Evil, nobody's going to get mad at you or do anything, promise. A sharp pointy one. I'm only allowed to have sex with two other people that aren't him, and you're not one of 'em. And no, his penis is neither sharp nor pointy. And he's a goth, black it is. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	blunette 2011-05-14 05:41 am UTC (link)
	. . . Will people still flip out if I have a tail? Gotcha, gotcha. And that's perfect, since I usually wear black. See you soon, then? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	twiceloved 2011-05-14 05:42 am UTC (link)
	They might look a few times, but my grandpa has wings, and I know a green kid. I'll be over in about twenty! (Reply to this) (Parent)

	athousandcuts 2011-05-14 09:44 am UTC (link)
	Looks like Soren got you. You still need a hangover cure? Sports drinks and orange juice. The hangover is due to dehydration caused by the alcohol. And there are two really good ways of getting sharpie off skin. Baby oil on a washcloth, or you can soak the area with hairspray and then rub the marks off gently with your fingers, then wash the skin like normal. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	blunette 2011-05-14 09:51 am UTC (link)
	. . . I will so remember both of those. But it's body paint. And someone wrote 'BUCK FUTTER' on my forehead, too. I have the most mature friends, I swear. Would chugging water have the same effect? I'm in a motel room, and I don't have anything else on hand. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	athousandcuts 2011-05-14 09:56 am UTC (link)
	God, it's times like this that I'm glad I'm a fucking hermit. Water should work, but you need electrolytes and to replenish your vitamin C and other... vitamins and crap. Hang on, you still at the address you gave Skwigelf? I'll come bring some shit. Oh. I'm Teja. Soren's friend. Sorta. It's complicated. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

blunette
2011-05-14 10:06 am UTC (link)

Still here, about to hop in the shower. Should be out by the time you two get here.

And yeah, hermiting is good sometimes, but don't forget to get out every now and again, eh? My sister doesn't, and everyone has to check on her to make sure she didn't die or something, and that her boyfriend didn't go crazy and have her stuffed and pretend she's just ~sleeping~.

Kyle Sarea, good to meet you. Also, you're amazing and I owe you.

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	athousandcuts 2011-05-14 10:34 am UTC (link)
	Don't worry about it, up until a few months ago, I did this shit for a living. I'll probably be there before Soren, he'll probably get distracted by shiny things. I'm the big guy with the horns. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	blunette 2011-05-14 11:06 am UTC (link)
	Shiny things? Where? ｡◕‿◕｡ . . . okay, I need to wash my brain after using that. And you have horns, too? Kickassss. But yeah, see you soon. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	blunette 2011-05-17 06:53 pm UTC (link)
	AND NOW THAT TIME HAS PASSED, I AM POUTING THAT TY'S INTRODUCTION GOT WAY MORE COMMENTS THAN MINE. (Reply to this)