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Goose has been found. Thanks everyone who kept an eye out for him. Doesn't look like he did too much damage.


Private to Peter B. Parker

I think I'm going to be holed up for a little while in my room. Long story. Can you handle the bar this weekend?



Private to Dr. Strange

I need painkillers. High dosage ones. Can you get 'em?

I am having an incredibly difficult time finding amusing ways to pass the day.

What a problem to have.

While it's not nearly as pressing a need the list that Tony Stark very capably and thoughtfully outlined for us: there's been some discussion between a few of us about setting up a library.

Barbara and I are in the preliminary stages of planning - there's an empty building near Gwen & Jan's store that I think would work well for it, and it's got a room overhead that I might stake out for myself (unless anybody's called dibs) - but there are a couple things we'd love a little help with to get it off the ground.

1) Any other volunteers who love books, and cataloguing, and organizational systems. We'd love another team member.

2) Any volunteers to scavenge building materials and/or to actually build things, because we're gonna need bookshelves on bookshelves on bookshelves, and hopefully we can fill them. My personal skills with carpentry thus far include "able to tell the difference between a saw and a hammer" and "able to hold a hammer, probably", end of list.

3) Books, books, books. Whatever you're willing to donate that you have on you, or whatever you're willing to bring back on your various travels. If people have requested titles, I think we'd also be happy to be the keeper of those lists and pass on to our scavengers.


I'll defer to Barbara in the comments for anything I haven't listed.

Again, none of this is priority stacked up next to the Tony List! Just things to keep an eye out for, or if you have a little free time and want to come lend a hand. It'll be fun, and it'll hopefully make our corner of the world a little brighter. Thanks for the read.

So I definitely didn't bring myself here and now I can't get myself back so who brought me here and why? And most importantly how do I get home?

I couldn't help but notice that while you have a well-established bar, the tomatoes are flooded and snails have eaten half the lettuce in the garden plots.

[Thor]
How is your brother really doing here?

So, we've got pizza, beer, and coffee covered. But what about dessert? Don't worry, ya boy ICEMAN bringing snow cones and frozen treats to Starklandia! Ya'll could use a little sweetness to balance this vibe. Also available for refrigeration services, ice boxes (literally, ice box), and maybe some kind of air conditioning. Anyone know if summer's gonna be like New York? I know some of ya'll haven't lived without Central Air since birth and it shows.

You know, I’m plenty chivalrous but I’m supposed to offer the bed before it’s taken from me.

So I come out of my not cute little house to take a walk and my drum set was there. Excuse me! How did this happen? Are inanimate objects going to start showing up the way people are nowadays? At first I thought maybe it was a rando gift from Mr. Stark or Alpha Parker but!!!! These are definitely my drums</i> because I carved an angry faced Em Jay on the edge of the snare with my house key and it's still there.

How did this happen? I'm so excited but SHOULD I TOUCH IT? What if it's a trap? I mean, my Spider-senses are not going off so it's probably cool and I want to play them really bad but should I leave them alone, or...? I got my drum sticks a while back and I guess they're fine but this is weird and I want to say awesome but. You know what else would be awesome? If whatever entity is keeping track of things we want, can I just have all the corn dogs next time?

I've just got a random every day sort of query. Say someone was in need of some rope. Is there a stash of that somewhere? Or would another trip through the doors be necessary? Asking for a friend.

THOR.

I AM NOT CERTAIN IF I AM LIVING OR DEAD.

WERE THERE A RAVEN I COULD PERHAPS SEND A DISTRESS SIGNAL.

T H O R

Is it just me or does it seem there are a lot more people comin' than goin' these past few days?? Hullo to the new people! Also, has anyone seen my sock? I lost it last week at the party (bit of a story) and my foots been missin' it. Blue with stripes.

Thanks!

Oh! Right, I think I have a theory about what this place is. Still workin' it out, but maybe if I'm right we can start thinkin' about a way out.

I'm not even sure if this transmission will reach anyone, but I have to try.

Hello. My name is Obi-Wan Kenobi. I've crashed my ship on this planet, but I haven't been able to contact my allies. It is imperative that I return to my mission as soon as possible. Any assistance would be greatly appreciated, and I will do what I can to repay you in the future.

Okay, sort of an announcement. Old Man Parker and I have been working on a pet project for a little while and I think it's about done. So, I'm pleased to announce Pancho's Bar will officially be opening this Friday.

We're just a few doors down from Coffee, but feel free to come by and check it out of you are so inclined. You can't miss us. We're the gaudy building with all the Christmas lights hanging from the outside and the hand-painted Pancho's sign.

...We're still working on the decor.

So I finally stopped messing around and started pulling apart my hyperdrive, that means I'll be draining the hypermatter. I didn't anticipate this being an issue since I couldn't power it up even before my less than conventional landing, I expected it to be empty since all the rest of my fuel vanished but it looks like I have about half a cup left.

Anyway, for those who don't know, hypermatter has a reputation for being unstable. I'm not interested in blowing anybody up so I'm out here next to my crash site. If you happen to see a bright blue light and then an explosion, just remember I died trying to help the group and that I wouldn't mind a statue in my honor.

Need something better than the boring old clothes you found when you first arrived? Never fear, for Van Dyne's is here! I've officially re-opened my business here in Starklandia, right next door to COFFEE! Figured we might as well start a shopping district here, right?

I've got all sizes and styles, so stop in and take a look! I will happily provide it for free or, if you're so willing, snackies! I'm starting to run low on chocolate and would happily take a refill!

So, this is gonna sound like a weird question or whatever, but has anyone seen a tiny metal flying spider?

How many of you can do magic? I've got an idea.