demarafis (demarafis) wrote in severus_sighs, @ 2011-12-13 17:37:00 |
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Entry tags: | drabble, member: demarafis, pairing: severus/harry, rating: r |
Drabble x 2: Even Death Cannot Pull Us Apart
Title: Even Death Cannot Pull Us Apart
Author: demarafis
Pairing: Zombie!Severus/Harry
Rating: R
Word Count: 200
Warnings: Zombies. Need I say more?
Summary: Severus Snape was dead. But not that dead.
A/N: Beta'd by sighing_selkie *pushes Selkie into the spotlight* =D. Written for roozetter, who wanted something along the lines of ["Zombie!Severus sees the cat and wants to call out "BRAINS!" but since his throat is all mangled and ripped apart from stupid Nagini it comes out sounding like, "BANANA!"]. Yep. Isn't she amazing? *grins*
Disclaimer: Alas! Once again, the magical world of Harry Potter does not belong to me, nor am I making money from this.
Even Death Cannot Pull Us Apart
by demarafis, beta'd by Selkie
His eyes snapped open.
All in all, Severus Snape was quite dead; his heart wasn't beating, his lungs
not moving. Yet, he was able to move his body and he was aware of the physical
world.
Perhaps Undead was a better term.
Like the living, he was slightly disoriented from waking up after a long nap.
Also like the living, he felt hunger. Unlike the living, he was hungry for
something few living beings wanted to eat. Ever.
Brains.
Just his luck; the door to the Shrieking Shack opened and Hermione and Harry
entered.
Yessssssss. Brainsss! Young, fresh, supple brains!
He stood up.
"Professor!?! You're alive?!?" asked Hermione.
"Buh- buh- buh-"
"Blood? Well, there IS quite a lot of it on you, sir," said Harry.
He shook his head slowly.
"Buh- buh- "
"Books? No one has entered your rooms. Your books are safe, Professor," said
Hermione.
No! Brains, you idiots!
"BANANA!" Snape roared as he toppled over head-first into Harry's crotch. His
lips were twisted into a grotesque smile as he feasted on Harry's cock amid
Hermione's shrieks and Harry's screams and pretty multicoloured lights even as
the world faded to black once again.
The end.