Drabble x 2: Even Death Cannot Pull Us Apart Title: Even Death Cannot Pull Us Apart Author:demarafis Pairing: Zombie!Severus/Harry Rating: R Word Count: 200 Warnings: Zombies. Need I say more? Summary: Severus Snape was dead. But not that dead. A/N: Beta'd by sighing_selkie *pushes Selkie into the spotlight* =D. Written for roozetter, who wanted something along the lines of ["Zombie!Severus sees the cat and wants to call out "BRAINS!" but since his throat is all mangled and ripped apart from stupid Nagini it comes out sounding like, "BANANA!"]. Yep. Isn't she amazing? *grins* Disclaimer: Alas! Once again, the magical world of Harry Potter does not belong to me, nor am I making money from this.
Even Death Cannot Pull Us Apart by demarafis, beta'd by Selkie
His eyes snapped open.
All in all, Severus Snape was quite dead; his heart wasn't beating, his lungs not moving. Yet, he was able to move his body and he was aware of the physical world.
Perhaps Undead was a better term.
Like the living, he was slightly disoriented from waking up after a long nap. Also like the living, he felt hunger. Unlike the living, he was hungry for something few living beings wanted to eat. Ever.
Brains.
Just his luck; the door to the Shrieking Shack opened and Hermione and Harry entered.
"Blood? Well, there IS quite a lot of it on you, sir," said Harry.
He shook his head slowly.
"Buh- buh- "
"Books? No one has entered your rooms. Your books are safe, Professor," said Hermione.
No! Brains, you idiots!
"BANANA!" Snape roared as he toppled over head-first into Harry's crotch. His lips were twisted into a grotesque smile as he feasted on Harry's cock amid Hermione's shrieks and Harry's screams and pretty multicoloured lights even as the world faded to black once again.