Severus Sighs

Title: Walk Softly
Author: atypicalsnowman
Pairing: Snarry!
Rating: PG
Word Count: 200~
Warnings: Teh snark?
Summary: Don't approach Severus in a full-on snit.
A/N: Prompt: the super secret bridezilla prompt! Thanks to lovetoseverus for the beta.

( Walk Softly )

Title: Severus’ Lieutenants
Author: roozetter
Pairing: Severus/Harry
Rating: PG
Word Count: 1,628
Warnings: Violence. *grin*
Summary: Severus builds an army...of lieutenant children. He's pretty sure this isn't what people had in mind when they put him charge of children so soon after his honeymoon.
A/N: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended. Written for the prompt, “Severus’ Lieutenants.” Much love to faeryqueen07 for the beta work :)

( ”Severus’ )

Title: Blood Oath
Author: BertaS
Date Written: Sept. 2011
Pairing: Severus / Harry
Rating: PG
Word Count: 100
Warnings: None
Summary: A drabble written for the Third Anniversary Challenge at Severus Sighs, Prompt #4: Seducing the enemy.
A/N: Un-beta-ed. The Oath part of this has been sitting in my unfinished thoughts file for a long time. This seemed to be the way to use it.
Disclaimer: Never fry bacon naked. What? No one said it had to have anything to do with my drabble. *Grin*

( Blood Oath )

Title: Don't Say His Name
Author: starduchess
Pairings: Severus/Ginny, with yearning for Severus/Harry and Ginny/Harry
Rating: R
Word Count: 1140
Warnings: twisted sexual relationship
Summary: Ginny continues this connection with Snape during the awfulness of the war.
Notes: written for the Deathly Hallows Challenges 1 and 2. This is a direct sequel to Telanu's drabble, Don't Say My Name (find it HERE under "Drabbles"), written with her permission. I have tried to keep it in the same tone and sentence structure as hers.

( Don't Say His Name )

Title: Ablutions before Spunk
Author: starduchess with a little help from severa_snape
Pairing: Severus/Harry
Rating: R
Word Count: 168
Warnings: inclusion of pet peeves
Summary: Sev makes sure cleanliness comes before godliness.
Notes: written for atypicalsnowman's Pet Peeves Challenge

ETA: For those of you not on the listserv, or were ignoring it last night, someone commented we should make a list of pet peeves in fandom writing, and Snow suggested putting them in a drabble or ficlet. Then, Severa came by, and to prevent her from going off on a rant, I enticed her with the promise of porn. Thus this little drabble was spewed forth born.

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( Sev guides Harry out of the bathroom ... )

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Title: Voyeurism
Summary: Written to fill a request for pwp porn issued in chat
Pairings: Snape/Lupin
Disclaimer: If you think any of these characters are mine please tell me what world you live in so I can move there posthaste!
Rating: Nc-17
Warnings/kinks: masturbation, voyeurism (obviously), object insertion (dildo) Un-betaed
Author: azure_rosa

( Voyeurism )

Title: Profiling Decisions
Author: starduchess
Pairing: none
Rating: PG
Word Count: 1517
Warnings: one cuss word
Summary: Severus stares at the monitor, hands trembling ...
Notes: written for Dating Profile Challenge


( Profiling Decisions )


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So, ladies, imagine that you have all received a matched-profile dating invitation. Accept or Decline in the comments. If you accept, send Severin an introductory message about yourself and asking to set up a first date!

Title: Just Me’s Dating Profile
Author: BertaS
Pairing: ?
Rating: PG
Word Count: 528
Warnings: none really
Summary: written for the Severus *sighs* Dating Profile Challenge (6-18-11)
A/N: Anything you recognize I most likely stole.

( JustMe )

Title: If You Beg
Author: scriblerian 
Pairing: Snarry
Rating: R
Word Count: ~475
Warnings: none
Summary: How badly do you want it?
A/N: Written for the Severus*Sighs* Dating Profile Challenge

( If You Beg )

Title: Dating Profile of a Potion’s Master
Author: BertaS
Pairing: Severus and ?
Rating: PG
Word Count: 528
Warnings: none really
Summary: written for the Severus *sighs* Dating Profile Challenge (6-14-11)
A/N: Anything you recognize I most likely stole.

( Read more... )

Title: Bad Hair Days
Author: starduchess
Pairing: Severus/Narcissa, Severus/Lucius
Rating: G
Word Count: 100 x 2
Warnings: none
Summary: The Malfoys pay visits to the Headmaster of Hogwarts.
Disclaimer: None of this is mine.
A/N: Written for Deathly Hallows Part 1 challenge and a response to the bad hair.


( Bad Hair Days )



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Title: No Longer Your Man
Author: K8BNimble
Pairing: implied Severus/Harry if you squint
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 921
Warning(s): None really – other than no beta. Barely had time to write this for the deadline so all mistakes are mine! May be slight AU due to possible timing inconsistency of when one conversation happened and the event happened to which I am referring too. I’m not sure the conversation had an actual timeframe in the book so I took a few liberties.
Summary: Severus Snape must take on yet one more unpleasant task to win Dumbledore’s war for him.
A/N: Response to the challenge for a scene from the first part of DH from Severus' POV. Wish I had something more original but plot bunnies are hiding from me...
Disclaimer: I don’t own Harry Potter. Some lovely lady named Rowling does. She also makes money on it while I do not.

Title: Snape's Detention
Author: starduchess
Pairing: Severus, Luna (not het)
Rating: PG
Word Count: 1130
Warnings: none
Summary: Luna is brought before Headmaster Snape for detention.
A/N: Written for Deathly Hallows Part 1 challenge.

( Snape's Detention )

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Title: Hell Hath No Fury
Author: scriblerian 
Pairing: Severus/Dumbledore
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 447
Warning(s): BDSM, angst, dark.
Summary: Response to LD7's prompt on the Yahoo group feed: Snape/Dumbledore, something darkish as far as genre goes, and hmm... maybe bdsm, punishment, that sort of thing--but not non or dubcon--and the word of the day is "habit".
A/N: This comes from the ice-cold center of my heart, which I keep wrapped in red velvet in a windowless dungeon. Seriously.  There's also a dragon (but no dragon in the story). 
Disclaimer: None of these people belong to me. I wouldn't know what to do with them if they did.

( Hell Hath No Fury )

Author: roozetter
Rating: PG
Word Count: 864
Warnings: Nothing, really.
Pairing: Harry/Severus – no slash
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended
Summary: Circumstances have simply sucked Severus dry.
Author Note Written for atypicalsnowman's DH Challenge. Um... it's the first thing I have written in months, but my ol bff's assure me it makes sense. I am trusting their judgement. How's that for a ringing endorsement? *grin*

( ”Preparing )

Title: Memories
Author: BertaS
Date Written: 11/11/10
Pairing: Severus/Lucius – Lucius/Narcissa
Rating: PG
Word Count: 363
Warnings: You may need a hanky by the end.
Summary: Severus unpacks his memories
A/N: This is an answer to White Cotton’s challenge. It took a long time to acquire a bunny on this one. Beta by Danni.
Disclaimer: I am not responsible for any moisture damage this piece may cause to your computer. I also don’t own Sev or anything else associated with JKR’s works.

( “Memories” )

Title: Snape's New Nightly Regimen
Author: Ari
Pairing: Severus and Harry
Rating: G
Word Count: 500-ish
Warnings: None... well, silly Snape maybe?
Summary: Returning to Hogwarts after an unexpected adventure, Harry discovers Severus has a new nightly regimen.
A/N: In response to snow's spur of the moment challenge. Sorry my fellow Ravens, I was a tad too slow to win us the extra points!

( Snape's New Nightly Regimen )

Title: A Just Reward
Author: K8BNimble
Pairing: Severus/Harry (implied)
Rating: R to be safe
Word Count: 693
Warnings: dark overtones, implied non-con to come, AU in that Harry is at least 18 in the final battle
Summary: Severus doesn’t need an 'Order of Merlin'. He just wants to pack his things and go home to Spinner's End.
A/N: A challenge response to: “Severus unpacked his valise, carefully removing his rather special...souvenir.”

( A Just Reward )

Title: Licentia pro Mancipium
Author: bonfoi
Pairing: Severus Snape/Remus Lupin
Rating: mild NC17
Word Count: 1,327
Warnings: Nothing icky.
Summary: A souvenir is to remember someplace, an event, or a key that can lead to a new world.
A/N: Beta’d by shoeboxes4all. The disclaimer is in within. Go, House of Hufflepuff! Response to whitecotton of severus_sighs: Use the sentence Severus unpacked his valise, carefully removing his rather special ... *souvenir*. in a fic of 100 to 1000 words. (I went over a bit!)

( Never let it be said Severus Snape doesn't like a good fight! )

Title: All of You
Author: scriblerian 
Pairing: Severus/Harry
Rating: G
Word Count: 306
Warnings: none
Summary: Severus loves all of Harry.
A/N: A response to: write a drabble using the sentence “Severus unpacked his valise, carefully removing his rather special...souvenir.” It seems that in my previous try I falsely promised Snarry. I hate to disappoint, so here you go (*ahem* Alisanne). No beta, because I can't seem to resist making an ass out of myself. These characters are not mine. I wouldn't know what to do with them if they were.