|scriblerian (scriblerian) wrote in severus_sighs,|
@ 2011-06-15 09:36:00
|Entry tags:||challenge, member: scriblerian, rating: r|
Date Me? If You Beg by AnneScriblerian
Title: If You Beg
Word Count: ~475
Summary: How badly do you want it?
A/N: Written for the Severus*Sighs* Dating Profile Challenge
Screen name: (What everyone who visits your profile will see) Heathcliff
Name: (What your date/potential match will see) A. Prince
Occupation: Ex-Spy, currently dabbling in research (Dark Arts)
Sexual preference: Often, but only if you beg.
Age: Young for a wizard, but I have seen horrors you cannot imagine.
Weight: is not an indication of strength.
PART II: QUESTIONNAIRE
Are you a dog or cat person? I prefer a serpent. Cats and dogs would be adequate for its food supply.
What's a better first date: a walk along the beach or a romantic dinner for two? Dinner for two in the dungeons. You are dessert.
Do you like to hook up on the first date? I prefer chaining my partner to a bed or a table. As enjoyable as hooks may seem, dislocated shoulders are not conducive to strenuous activity.
How long has it been since your last relationship? I prefer to think of my dealings with others as on-going negotiations.
If you answered male to the sexual preference question above, do you prefer to top or bottom? Wherever I put you.
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Your attractiveness is what is at question here.
PART III: PROFILE
Tell us about you! How would you describe yourself as a person? What are your best qualities? What are your worst? Do you have any hobbies or outside interests? This is your chance to let your personality shine! (500 characters remain)
I really don’t see why you need to know anything about me. I simply miss the exertions required of me during the war, although I do not miss the war itself. I need an outlet for my talents in deceit, torture, and manipulation. If you are very, very lucky, I may deign to use these skills on you. Simply know that I will be able to sense your darkest desires—yes, the ones you have never admitted even to yourself. I won’t care about them, oh no, but I will use them to bring you pleasure and pain beyond that which you’ve ever known. Then, if your reaction pleases me, I will do it again.
Heathcliff: Do you have something to say, or do you simply desire an assessment of your method of fellatio? Humming is a good start.
theSeeker: I would like to give you a practical demonstration of my skills
Heathcliff: I bet you would.
theSeeker: I promise I won’t cry this time
Heathcliff: Then what would be the point?
theSeeker: I will wear that thing you like
Heathcliff: In case you hadn’t noticed, I am trying to find someone new with whom to gift my talents.
theSeeker: I’ll kill anyone who tries
Heathcliff: That’s more like it. I will meet you at Whispers at the usual time. You will wear “that thing.”