Dating Profile of a Potion’s Master by BertaS
Title: Dating Profile of a Potion’s Master Author: BertaS Pairing: Severus and ? Rating: PG Word Count: 528 Warnings: none really Summary: written for the Severus *sighs* Dating Profile Challenge (6-14-11) A/N: Anything you recognize I most likely stole.
PART I: PROFILE
Screen name: (What everyone who visits your profile will see) Passionate-about-Potions
Name: (What your date/potential match will see) Toby S.
Gender: Male
Occupation: Bewitching the mind and ensnaring the senses
Sexual preference: I will do almost anything with almost anyone
Age: Old enough to know better but young enough to do it all
Height: Tall
Weight: You have got to be kidding – thin
PART II: QUESTIONNAIRE
Are you a dog or cat person? Neither, unless they are pre-prepared for a potion
What's a better first date: a walk along the beach or a romantic dinner for two? Again, neither: I would prefer a stroll in the dark forest as we look for potions ingredients.
Do you like to hook up on the first date? Hook up? What kind of euphemism is that? I suppose it depends on how said date went and how drunk I am
How long has it been since your last relationship? Too long – way – way too long
If you answered male to the sexual preference question above, do you prefer to top or bottom? I am versatile, or as the yanks would say, a switch hitter, in that respect.
Click here to upload your photo! I have none that are recent or of sufficient quality, and certainly none available in this infernal contraption.
PART III: PROFILE
Tell us about you! How would you describe yourself as a person? What are your best qualities? What are your worst? Do you have any hobbies or outside interests? This is your chance to let your personality shine! (500 characters remain)
I am first and foremost a Slytherin. I fancy myself the tall, dark, mysterious sort. I considered myself intelligent. I like to read and research and brew. I am an excellent cook, though I don’t do so often. I do not feel that I am terribly attractive but I am not an ogre either. I am quite human thank you very much. I am a veteran of the most recent war, on the winning side I might add. I have been told that I have a penetrating stare and that my wit is a bit sarcastic. I have no idea what they were talking about. I freely admit to having a bit of a temper and to not being afraid to express my opinions. God help you if
**** I had already clicked the submit button when I realized that the blasted thing had cut off several of my words. I sneered and glared at the bloody thing for several minutes. I was reaching for the off button when it announced that I had mail.
I assumed that it was just a confirmation that my profile had been accepted but looked anyway. Yes that was there along with three others.
The first was from, “Just_Me”, the second, “Torina”, and the third, “the-lonely-dragon”
I guess it was worth the effort if I were already getting responses.