starduchess (starduchess) wrote in severus_sighs, @ 2011-07-13 20:42:00 |
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Entry tags: | challenge, ficlet, member: starduchess, pairing: none, rating: pg |
Profiling Decisions by StarDuchess
Title: Profiling Decisions
Author: starduchess
Pairing: none
Rating: PG
Word Count: 1517
Warnings: one cuss word
Summary: Severus stares at the monitor, hands trembling ...
Notes: written for Dating Profile Challenge
Severus gritted his teeth at the monitor, hands trembling above the keyboard, unease invading his emotions.
PART I: PERSONAL INFORMATION
Screen name:
Screen name: BlackDoe
Name:
Name: Severin
Gender: Male
Occupation:
Occupation: Pedantic Pedagogue in Practical Philters and Protective Programs
Sexual preference: Bisexual
Age: 51
Height: 6’ 2’’
Weight: 13 stone
PART II: QUESTIONNAIRE
Are you a dog or cat person?
Cat person
What's a better first date: a walk along the beach or a romantic dinner for two?
Either. I am looking for engaging conversation and that should happen in either scenario. Relaxing in front of a fire sipping Firewhisky would also be most pleasant.
Do you like to hook up on the first date?
Yes
How long has it been since your last relationship?
Too damned long. Under the uncertain British climate, it was unwise to entertain a lasting commitment, but times have changed, and I am ready to pursue a serious relationship.
If you answered male to the sexual preference question above, do you prefer to top or bottom?
Top
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PART III: PROFILE
Tell us about you! How would you describe yourself as a person? What are your best qualities? What are your worst? Do you have any hobbies or outside interests? This is your chance to let your personality shine! (500 characters remain)
I like polka-dotted pajamas.
I am a shy, lonely individual who wants love
I am a shy, lonely, bitter individual who has been denied romance through dark circumstances. I do not suffer fools and have a difficult time making friends. I am more apt to sneer at you than smile. This is due largely to cynicism, paranoia, and a deeply embedded need to protect what’s left of my black heart. Silence is a music all to itself, as is a bubbling cauldron and the chopping of a knife blade. I value wit and intelligence, a refined palate, courage, self-sacrifice, and a strong persona
persona
(0 characters remain)
I am an introvert, denied romance through dark circumstances. I do not suffer fools and am irascible, but can be approached with an offering of dark chocolate. I am more apt to sneer at you than smile, due largely to cynicism and self-preservation. Silence is music, as is a bubbling cauldron. I value wit, intelligence, a refined palate, courage, self-sacrifice, a strong personality, and so will you. Responsible and loyal, but paranoid; it will take much to earn my trust. Up for the challenge?
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