Sabra La Tau

Who: Anyone
Where: Anywhere
When: Year ????, ????????
What: Your Childhoods

Who: Any
Where: The Arena
When: Day 166
What:

[The Call that resounds from the Arena is loud, echoing even to every part of Sabra. A regal crescendo of notes and then anticipatory silence. Should you follow it today, the Arena is not any landscape you have seen before...

Simple darkness fills your vision, no delineation of up or down, walls or even the floor. You can only see the throne in the far off distance, and four pathways each covered with a lush carpet: Brown, Green, Black with gold trim, and Yellow. They bear the sigil of a hare, a lizard, a skeletal snake biting its own tail and a club embossed into the weave. Should you turn around, there is no exit yet, but there is a small table, filled with punch, and several large party platters filled with cold cuts, olives and the occasional odd vegetable.]

[However, should you follow any of the pathways, the landscape begins to change...]

Who: Ophiuchus
Where: Ophi dorms --> Uroboros subdorms
When: Day 159, late morning.
What: Tiiiiny Ophis.

[There's a tiny ninja attempting to sneak back down into the Ophi dorms without drawing too much attention to himself. Because being this tiny is embarrassing.

... this would have gone better if he hadn't tripped on the stairs going down.]

-- ow! Dammit!

Who: Ophiuchus FOR NOW
Where: The Ophi dorms kitchen
When: Day 136, morning
What: RECRUITING

[There is a tiny green thing standing on the table between you and breakfast.

Possibly in breakfast, and sizzling a little.

He looks DETERMINED and is holding a small squeaky piggy.]

SONS OF SABRA LA TAU, I am the Invader-class Irken ZIM!

Who: Geddoe
Where: Ophiuchus barracks
When: Day 135, morning
What: The newest transfer

*this morning, it looks like someone's woken up to unfamiliar surroundings. That is, on the couch in one of the common areas of the Ophiuchus dorms. At the moment, he's looking over a note with a slightly confused expression. Do you:

1. Congratulate him on his promotion?
2. Laugh at the hobo? or
3. Put it in Something else entirely?*

Who: Delphinus. And no one else. Really. :)
Where: Delphinus dorms, late evening.
When: Day 130, late evening
What:

There's a knock on the door.

Who: Ophiuchus
Where: Ophiuchus Barracks
When: Day 130, noon
What: Memories!



LUTE: -Being told not to say "I'll give my life" so easily by Queen Horn
MARLA: @ Cleaning up the Memorial Day possessed poppy prank.
ASH: ~Wandering around Larvitar's mind and breaking his emo with his FIST
YAMAMOTO: - Quitting the Majors and going home. [X]
MICHIKO: +Meeting Hiroshi (that time she fell in love).
ZIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMM: --THE COURTSHIP OF THE HUMAN TAK (Ep: Tak, the Hideous New Girl)
NORA: Defeating Tyron
MARISA: -Tethys teases Marisa about how they’re rivals for Gerik’s love.
SEPHIROTH: Stabbing Aeris :)
KATOU: Youji kidnapping Sara; wtf he turned into a monster; we died?
KIERAN: Opium withdrawal and Shan.
KARIYA: Calming Uzki down on Day 4, Week 1 about how easy the mission is and about their mission that day (to release STREET SHARK noise). [SKILL: Ghosting around.]
AEON CLOCK: - Fighting the Takeuchi’s with Spitfire (MIMASAKA BAW)(ch 159-162)
YUCA: * Hearing about the war breaking out
Shinra: WATCHING SHIZUO FLIP HIS SHIT FOR THE FIRST TIME IN PRIMARY SCHOOL (ep 7)
HIT-GIRL: -Her first successful mission alone. Put a knife in a junkie's nuts :')

[In the middle of the table are several boxes of piping hot pizza of various toppings and some poofy powdery cheese confections. The memories sit on each little packet of Parmesan that seems to always be delivered with the pizzas whether you want it or not. There are also several decks of cards on the table, one of them contains only twos.

The job board has LEPUS back on it! The toybox has been refilled!]

((OOC note: Ticky and Ichiru don't show due to hiatus notices. Period starting for Ophi activity is May 8th to June 5th! You don't need to run a minigame or solo mission, but those are super easy ways of meeting requirements. You can talk to us if you need ideas, but it has to be job related to AT LEAST SOME DEGREE, guys.))

Who: Fuck if I know
Where: Ophiuchus dorms
When: Day 130, morning
What: Little kid digging through the cutlery drawer


Maaaaan, these all look like they're for total bitches. Where the hell's the good stuff?

Who: Ophi
Where: Ophiuchus barracks
When: Day 127, evening
What:

[Today, a dog is getting drunk. This is not unusual. The terapede, however...]

MAN YOU SHOULD TALK TO THEM ABOUT IT. THEY'RE ALL HOMOS, THEY'D TOTALLY KNOW HOW TO DEAL WITH GIRLS.

Who: Ophiuchus
Where: Ophiuchus Barracks
When: day 122, evening
What: Memories!


TICKY: -Tea party at the Camelot's
LUTE: -Arriving late to Dal Sengo due to Mazoku hordes
MARLA: † B arriving in Felport to become her apprentice.
ASH: ~Being attacked by Spearow thus being struck by lightning and seeing Ho-oh for the first time TOGETHER \o/ .........is this really positive
YAMAMOTO: - Losing his virginity. *
MICHIKO: +Seeing off Pepe Lima for the very last time.
ZIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMM: --Paste and the GREAT WATER BALLOON TECHNOLOGY (Ep: The WETTENING)
NORA: Being told Kazuma wants to be his equal
MARISA: -Establishing her reputation as the Crimson Flash.
SEPHIROTH: Refusing orders and making Zack go in his place [CC]
JIN: Playing poker for ridiculous sum of money and losing . . . on purpose. +
KATOU: ♆ Realizing he can't regenerate; wondering if Kira left him alive on purpose
SORA: - Scientists discuss scrapping the Gravity Children except Kilik/Kilik intervening
KIERAN: Killing the prisoner in opium withdrawal. *
KARIYA: Agreeing to become a Reaper
KIRYUU: • zero has bad taste
AEON CLOCK: - Watching Ikki challenge Trident and the Devil 33 run; infinity atmosphere (ch 100-104)
YUCA: * Walking down the slums and realizing he'd been there before

[At the table this time are three boxes of delicious filling filled donuts of TASTY. There is also fresh, chilled milk and a kettle of brewing, strong, rich-smelling coffee. The memory berries are placed carefully in each of the donut holes of one of the boxes.

The second box is full of GLAZES. And a few croissants.

There are only three jelly ones in the last box. Try not to kill each other.

There are NO new jobs on the board, just the two waiting for completion, but by Yamamoto's plate, there is a box with a Hydra green ribbon around it containing on SOULPUPPY and ... a secret decoder ring with a Pavo colored string tied on it and a tag saying (In Advance). By Kariya's, there's a blank pin.]


((OOC: Because there are no new jobs on the board, that doesn't mean you can't go out and DO solo missions! Remember Ophi activity for this month is from April 11th to May 9th! You don't have to do a solo mission or a minigame but those ARE fast and easy ways to do it. You just need ONE instance in that month of DOIN' YER JOB. If you need a situation like OFFSCREEN A JUDGE GAVE YOU AN ASSIGNMENT TO GET YOUR RANDOM TASING ON, TORTURE, OR WHOOPIE CUSHION WITH LAUGHING GAS IN IT? Tap us, WE CAN HELP. Basically, get your midboss on at least once, THAT'S WHAT YOU APPED THESE GUYS FOR.

As a note, if we let you slide this round on a I AM PLANNING THIS, make sure you DO it this month.))

Who: Kariya and YOU.
Where: Near the river.
When: Day 121, late afternoon.
What:

[There's a table with four cards on it, with Kariya standing behind it, and a sign:

GUESS THE ACE : Prizes Negotiable. Price: 1 guess = 1/2 Food Ration Other Favors Considered Limit two guesses per Blank.

[how it works]

Who: Ophiuchus
Where: Ophiuchus Barracks
When: day 118, evening
What: Memories!


TICKY: -Killing the exorcist general P
LUTE: -Accidentally destroying a few rooms in the castle while practicing magic
MARLA: @ Showing B how to use her cloak.
ASH: ~Jigglypuff 8|
YAMAMOTO: - A really, really fuckawesome match with Squalo. *~
MICHIKO: +Giving Hana the nickname "Hatchin".
ZIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMM: --Successfully DESTROYING MARS as a .... test.... run.... yes. (Ep: Battle of the Planets)
NORA: TRAIN!!
MARISA: -Bonding with Joshua by dueling with him when they should have been helping their allies with a battle. (Skill increase: Swordsmanship)
SEPHIROTH: Training with Genesis and Angeal [CC] ★
JIN: Figuring out the musical key to the black box of the Gladiators.
KATOU: ~ Flying up to Heaven on a dragon and crashing ~
SORA: - Wrestling with Ikki
KIERAN: Meeting Ashes in the prisoner transport to Churchrock.
KARIYA: Getting help from Neku (Week 3, Day) [SKILL: Fighting]
KIRYUU: • it's been a while

[Tonight as you return, or in the cases of some of you, might even just be waking up at this hilariously late time of day, there is a wonderful smell of stir fry on the air. For those of you who are familiar, there are marinated cuts of fatty lizard, some podlike greens and an odd, pale bittersweet fruit in some win flavored sauce. It looks tasty.

Besides each plate is a folded fortune cookie with your memory and a piece of paper in it. However, beside Ticky, Marisa and Zim's plate there is a little something extra. A package for Ticky marked: "Love, Trickster!", a MYSTERIOUS DEVICE beside Zim's and a Hero's Crest by Marisa's for a job well done.

On the job board are two new jobs, for Pavo and Lepus. The Toybox has been refilled. You guys know what to do.]

((OOC: Feel free to have a fortune as well!))

Who: fantastic wonderous nameless dude and friends
Where: Ophiuchus
When: Day 118, morrrninggg?
What: NEW GUY, ETC?

[ There is a new guy in the barracks and he is in your dining room tapping the brass tube against the tabletop. ]

"Unburdened", really?

Who: Slick and YOU
Where: A Common Area
When: Day 117, noonish
What: EMPLOYMENT

*In a place where you have no doubt walked many times before. Perhaps every day, there has appeared a cheap folding table, a cheap folding chair, and a cheap bored Ophiuchus. Slick is sitting in the chair with his legs propped up on the table, idly shuffling a deck of cards, and probably not really paying much attention to whatever is going on around him unless you approach.

On the table is a folded piece of paper, standing up. It reads "Hire Me"*

Who: Whomever.
Where: Places.
When: Day 115, noon.
What: Dehiatus.

In the edges the lake, Chaz is trying to remember how to swim, with varied results.

At Cygnus, Charlie is starting to stir.

And in Ophicus, Reaper is sitting next to the beer tap with his last two memory berries and a empty beer mug, and a very impressive spider web in his hair to match his pissed off expression.

Who: Marisa, anyone
Where: Lake!
When: Day 109, evening
What: In what she thinks is privacy, a midboss is using the water's reflection to practice being social.

Good evening! Isn't it a lovely day for a game! Maybe your memory won't even be completely traumatizing!

Who: Kurogane and interested parties
Where: Outside of Pavo
When: Day 109, SOEARLY
What:

[There's some cheerful, hearty knocking on the dorm this morning.]

Who: Ophiuchus
Where: Ophiuchus Barracks
When: day 108, evening
What: Memories!


TICKY: being given a deletion list
LUTE: Taking Flute's soul
KUROGANE: NO MEMORY, just a note of summons from the Foreman
KARIYA: Agreeing to become a Reaper.
MARLA: Walking the streets of Felport.
ASH: Helping Santa!!
YAMAMOTO: Seeing the past Tsuna and Gokudera in his time.
MICHIKO: Meeting with the tomato lady and the things she said about Hiroshi.
ZIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMM: --I DIDN'T WANT TO HAVE TO DO THAT PIPI!!!! (Ep: Hamstergeddon)
NORA: Realizing that no one actually cares about him, just the power he has
KIERAN: Seeing Ka'an's statue in the temple.
MARISA: -Watching from the sidelines as the other members of Gerik’s Mercenaries joke together like one big, happy family.
SEPHIROTH: "By someone like you—" Stabbing Cloud in the reactor, then being KNOCKED into the reactor. [CC/LO/VII] ★ ☠
ANTHY: ❁ Dicking around with Nanami (needs moar cowbell)
PROFESSOR JINGLES: - Unveiling of Ropponmatsu II (vol 5)
JIN: Piano lessons as a child. +
KATOU: ∞ Revealing that he doodled on Setsuna while he was dead ~
SORA: - Using the wind to view up girl's skirts

Who: I SPY WITH MY LITTLE EYE, SOMEONE IN BLACK
Where: Ophibarracks
When: Day 108 evening
What: \o/ IT'S A PARTY NOW THAT _____'S HERE

[No actually he's just in the kitchen getting into someone's cigarette stash, wondering how you make them do the thing with the smoke, while peering intently into his message tube.

SHAPE-CHANGER ANTICS WILL BE HAD.]

Who: GOOD QUESTION! + Ophiuchus + others
Where: In and around Ophiuchus dorms
When: Day 108, noonish
What: Mysterious noises!

[so, dear servants of the Judges, you might be hearing a reoccurring thumping noise from some room somewhere. really odd, isn't it. :|?]