Sabra La Tau

Who: Kaito and anyone
Where: Arena
When: Day 161, late-morning/noonish
What: Magic

[perched on top of the thrones is a Vulpecula. who is keeping up his tricks of the trade and practicing magic like a good magician should. it's apparently a lot more fluid than people remember him performig before]

Who: Ophiuchus
Where: Ophiuchus Barracks
When: Day 157, evening
What: Pay day

( Memories )

[Besides Kariya's memory is a simple, single envelope. The dinner is simple, but wholesome. Fatty lizard steaks, mashed potatoes and butter. And some sort of odd leafy, steamed vegetable with it.

This may or may not be more interesting than the fact that the coffee pot is empty. That there is a chair pushed up to the table that the coffee pot was on.

And upon further examination every piece of metal including a fair amount of the stock weapons in the training room are missing.]

Who: Hydra and Katou
Where: Hydracula area
When: Day 158, late morning
What: something super special

[An Ophi is smoking on your doorstep. Crouching and giving the door a knockity knock knock]

Ooooi~

Who: River, anyone
Where: Cepheus, or catch him elsewhere as he wanders around. Also Hydra :|a
When: Day 156, post-game
What: JOB :|b

[weeellll time to give Red a reason to be crabby at me |D; ]

[KNOCK KNOCK, CEPHEUS]


[Also visiting Hydra just cuz]

Who: Shift
Where: Arena, not far from Ophi
When: Day 156, also morningish
What: AN EXPERIMENT


Aaah, God, fuck this job! I can't even tell if I'm supposed to be having fun or not!

[observe as he douses a hoolahoop duct-taped to a pole with gasoline and lights a match]

This duct tape better hold...

Who: Ophiuchus!
Where: Ophi dorms
When: Day 154, evenin'
What: Puttin' bitches to WORK

[today in ophi, there is a small dumb looking hydra--]

Sitting on the dining room table. It let out a shrill, but pleasant cry, beckoning the black serpents' attention.

"Ophiuchus~!" the three heads sang, "I've got the perfect story to cure your boredom!"

On the table, there sat fourteen individual cards. On each, a short rhyme was written.

Who: a NEW old ant, and others
Where: around the Ophi dorms
When: Day 154, morningish
What: The RETURN of one of YOUR OWN

*there is an ant. With a wooden forelimb. Coming at the Ophi dorms. This is a SUPER HAPPY ant*

Who: Wolf and one unsuspecting plant-type Ophi
Where: Katou's bed
When: Day 147, night
What: bedninja

*Hi Katou, there is now a puppy in your bed with you*

Who: Canis, a lot of dead people, anyone else
Where: Common area near Lacanis dorms
When: Day 147, postgame
What: Lizards On Ice The morbidest ice-capades serious business

*a mind mage, his team and anyone who wants to help are laying out frozen bodies in a common area, with as much dignity as they can manage.*

Right. I guess we need to get someone's attention.

Who: Everyone
Where: The Arena
When: Day 147, afternoon
What:

[Soldier’s statue is on the throne in its usual naked glory. At the base of his throne is a large screen, on that screen a small world, and in that small world, two demons. Right now, they’re looming over a village.]

HAHAHA, CHECK THIS SHIT OUT! THIS IS THE BEST IDEA I EVER HAD WHILE (SOMEWHAT) SOBER. SEE, WHAT I DID WAS, I TURNED DOWN RAZORFANG AND THE LITTLE LEPUS DEMON’S BRACERS, SO THEY CAN HAVE A DEMON EXPLOSION BATTLE!

FIRST OFF, A LITTLE DEMON-STRATION! THEN YOU CAN PLACE YOUR BETS.

((Mingle
The aforementioned demon-stration
Enter Gambler
Exit Lacerta

CARNIVAL GAMES

Hydracula & Allen
Bunnycorn & Watanuki
Cepheon & Aeris
Delpavo & Rayflo
Corvus, Lynx, Canis, & Razzy
Pygnus, Mao, & Nora

SO BASICALLY! This is going to be turn-based, and each individual team can play one carnival game per turn (though depending on the pace of the game that may change). Katou is running the minigames; Nora is running Lacerta's wacky adventures, and Mao is taking care of ticket-taking number-crunching. We will sabraping between turns.

ENDGAME))

Who: Ophiuchus
Where: Ophiuchus dorms
When: Day 147
What:

[Ophiuchus may gather at the odd sight of a certain clockwork man carrying a protesting teammate, princess style, instead of just lumbering over to refill Ophi's stock of minor remedies.

In fact, he doesn't seem to answer ANY questions or acknowledge any of the midbosses as he wanders through the dorm. HE IS ON A MISSION. ONE THAT WILL NOT BE DETERRED. ONE THAT WILL NOT END UNTIL...

... He drops Katou bodily in the onsen.

The mask's expression turns to one of satisfaction at a task well done. Plants need water after all.]

Who: Geddoe
Where: Ophiuchus barracks
When: Day 135, morning
What: The newest transfer

*this morning, it looks like someone's woken up to unfamiliar surroundings. That is, on the couch in one of the common areas of the Ophiuchus dorms. At the moment, he's looking over a note with a slightly confused expression. Do you:

1. Congratulate him on his promotion?
2. Laugh at the hobo? or
3. Put it in Something else entirely?*

Who: Shift
Where: Around the river
When: Day 134, a bit before dinner
What: hygiene

[After dropping off a pile of paper at Delphinus for Shiki's wall punching that one time, decided to go hang by the river and harass people for distraction fun.]

Yo~ I figure you all have salt 'n like... teeth scrapers or whatever, but I know some of you remember what this stuff is. [produces a tube of toothpaste]

Who: Ophiuchus
Where: Ophiuchus Barracks
When: Day 133, late morning
What: Pay day

( Memories )

[A light continental breakfast covers the kitchen table this morning; delicate pastries, fluffy cooked eggs, thick lizard-meat sausages, and a selection of jams and sweet beebat honey to coat the slices of warm, buttered toast. The crowning feature is, as always, the collection of berries at the centre, each somehow known to belong to one individual and one alone.

River's place at the table is marked with a tall, chilled glass of something milky white, and a small, black velvet ring box. A second box, this one of far more ordinary construction and dyed a light, bright purple, rests under his chair.

On the job board, a posting for MONOCEROS has been added beside the still-unclaimed post for LEPUS. The toy box beside it sits empty, and the inside appears oddly worn: old and fragile, like it's ready to collapse at the lightest touch.]

Who: Slick
Where: Home sweet Ophi dorms
When: Day 133, morning.
What: Dehiatus

*You know what Ticky missed while on hiatus?

COFFEE.

It is surely time for some joe.

Also scrambling some eggs like a real pro.

There is a small pile of green clothing on the table nearby, and minus the addition of some black nail polish, he doesn't look much worse for wear*

Who: Orion and anyone?
Where: Orion
When: Day 132, morning
What: LOGIC

*from within a room that belonged to someone else until just recently, there is a noise. It sounds like the noise of someone talking to themselves while moving softly through the room*

The construction of this room suggests that great care was taken, but if I cannot remember this room, logically it was not myself who built it. There must be others here, or perhaps simply others who came before me, who built this room, but to what purpose? One must wonder whether it was known that I would be coming, or if I was unexpected.

*this could go on for a while*

Who: Orion, and visitors.
Where: Orion dorms.
When: Day 131, late afternoon/evening.
What: News.

[currently, this Orion's focused on the normal activity of this time of the day: trying to get dinner ready. totally normal day.]

Who: Fuck if I know
Where: Ophiuchus dorms
When: Day 130, morning
What: Little kid digging through the cutlery drawer


Maaaaan, these all look like they're for total bitches. Where the hell's the good stuff?

Who: Ophi
Where: Ophiuchus barracks
When: Day 127, evening
What:

[Today, a dog is getting drunk. This is not unusual. The terapede, however...]

MAN YOU SHOULD TALK TO THEM ABOUT IT. THEY'RE ALL HOMOS, THEY'D TOTALLY KNOW HOW TO DEAL WITH GIRLS.

Who: Ophiuchus
Where: Ophiuchus Barracks
When: day 122, evening
What: Memories!


TICKY: -Tea party at the Camelot's
LUTE: -Arriving late to Dal Sengo due to Mazoku hordes
MARLA: † B arriving in Felport to become her apprentice.
ASH: ~Being attacked by Spearow thus being struck by lightning and seeing Ho-oh for the first time TOGETHER \o/ .........is this really positive
YAMAMOTO: - Losing his virginity. *
MICHIKO: +Seeing off Pepe Lima for the very last time.
ZIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMM: --Paste and the GREAT WATER BALLOON TECHNOLOGY (Ep: The WETTENING)
NORA: Being told Kazuma wants to be his equal
MARISA: -Establishing her reputation as the Crimson Flash.
SEPHIROTH: Refusing orders and making Zack go in his place [CC]
JIN: Playing poker for ridiculous sum of money and losing . . . on purpose. +
KATOU: ♆ Realizing he can't regenerate; wondering if Kira left him alive on purpose
SORA: - Scientists discuss scrapping the Gravity Children except Kilik/Kilik intervening
KIERAN: Killing the prisoner in opium withdrawal. *
KARIYA: Agreeing to become a Reaper
KIRYUU: • zero has bad taste
AEON CLOCK: - Watching Ikki challenge Trident and the Devil 33 run; infinity atmosphere (ch 100-104)
YUCA: * Walking down the slums and realizing he'd been there before

[At the table this time are three boxes of delicious filling filled donuts of TASTY. There is also fresh, chilled milk and a kettle of brewing, strong, rich-smelling coffee. The memory berries are placed carefully in each of the donut holes of one of the boxes.

The second box is full of GLAZES. And a few croissants.

There are only three jelly ones in the last box. Try not to kill each other.

There are NO new jobs on the board, just the two waiting for completion, but by Yamamoto's plate, there is a box with a Hydra green ribbon around it containing on SOULPUPPY and ... a secret decoder ring with a Pavo colored string tied on it and a tag saying (In Advance). By Kariya's, there's a blank pin.]


((OOC: Because there are no new jobs on the board, that doesn't mean you can't go out and DO solo missions! Remember Ophi activity for this month is from April 11th to May 9th! You don't have to do a solo mission or a minigame but those ARE fast and easy ways to do it. You just need ONE instance in that month of DOIN' YER JOB. If you need a situation like OFFSCREEN A JUDGE GAVE YOU AN ASSIGNMENT TO GET YOUR RANDOM TASING ON, TORTURE, OR WHOOPIE CUSHION WITH LAUGHING GAS IN IT? Tap us, WE CAN HELP. Basically, get your midboss on at least once, THAT'S WHAT YOU APPED THESE GUYS FOR.

As a note, if we let you slide this round on a I AM PLANNING THIS, make sure you DO it this month.))