Sabra La Tau

Who: Ophiuchus!
Where: Ophi dorms
When: Day 154, evenin'
What: Puttin' bitches to WORK

[today in ophi, there is a small dumb looking hydra--]

Sitting on the dining room table. It let out a shrill, but pleasant cry, beckoning the black serpents' attention.

"Ophiuchus~!" the three heads sang, "I've got the perfect story to cure your boredom!"

On the table, there sat fourteen individual cards. On each, a short rhyme was written.

Who: Ophiuchus
Where: Inside the Ophiuchus barracks
When: Day 153, evening
What: :/

[a little boy is rolling an orange up and down the table, sulking]

Twenty days now, what's the point of being "chosen" if normal Blanks get them three times faster?

Who: Poppy, Ophi, anyone in the area
Where: Ophi's front door
When: Day 153, noon
What: Looking for Nora...

[Hey, Ophi. There's a puppy ringing the door bell. He's looking for someone.]

Who: Geddoe, Marisa, any other Ophi wandering in
Where: Ophi hotspring
When: Day 152, evening
What: After a long day of midbossing, it's time to clean up! Unfortunately, one awkward midboss is slipping into the water with nothing but her sword, completely overlooking a certain embarrassing problem: the hotspring is not exactly the most private option for bathing.

Who: Marisa, Geddoe, whoever might be in Ophi dorms
Where: Ophi dorms
When: Day 147, evening
What: Abusing MAKING DINNER FOR Geddoe.

[There is a purple-haired mercenary staring at Geddoe. At the surface, this is perfectly normal. But there's something off...]

Who: Geddoe, Marisa, and certain rule-breaking blanks
Where: Wherever
When: Day 143, whenever (backdated!)
What: Tazings!

*because SOME people apparently just can't follow the rules... :|*

Who: Marisa, Kohaku
Where: Cygnus dorms
When: Day 144, morning
What: A midboss brings a task for Kohaku.

I want you to do something.

Who: Any
Where: The Arena
When: Day 140
What:

[The Call that resounds from the Arena is loud, echoing even to every part of Sabra. A regal crescendo of notes and then anticipatory silence. Should you follow it today, the Arena is not any landscape you have seen before...

Simple darkness fills your vision, no delineation of up or down, walls or even the floor. You can only see the throne in the far off distance, and three pathways each covered with a lush carpet: Green, Black with white trim, and Yellow. They bear the sigil of a hydra, a skeletal snake and a club embossed into the weave. Should you turn around, there is no exit yet, but there is a small table, filled with punch, and several large party platters filled with cold cuts, olives and the occasional odd vegetable.]

[However, should you follow any of the pathways, the landscape begins to change...]

((OOC note: We're trying something different this time! You can walk towards any other landscape to get to that table! Ophi and Hydra's tables require no walking between, really.

Judges, feel free to show up as you will, same rules as usual!))

Who: Anyone nearby
Where: Just outside Delphinus
When: Day 137, late morning
What: Someone new has just wandered out of Delphi and is looking around

There's gotta be someone out here who can tell me where I am.

...And who I am, if I'm lucky.

Who: Ophiuchus FOR NOW
Where: The Ophi dorms kitchen
When: Day 136, morning
What: RECRUITING

[There is a tiny green thing standing on the table between you and breakfast.

Possibly in breakfast, and sizzling a little.

He looks DETERMINED and is holding a small squeaky piggy.]

SONS OF SABRA LA TAU, I am the Invader-class Irken ZIM!

Who: Geddoe
Where: Ophiuchus barracks
When: Day 135, morning
What: The newest transfer

*this morning, it looks like someone's woken up to unfamiliar surroundings. That is, on the couch in one of the common areas of the Ophiuchus dorms. At the moment, he's looking over a note with a slightly confused expression. Do you:

1. Congratulate him on his promotion?
2. Laugh at the hobo? or
3. Put it in Something else entirely?*

Who: Marisa, anyone
Where: Near the lake.
When: Day 133, evening
What: A midboss has lugged out a veritable pile of weaponry, from swords, axes and spears, to water guns and the dreaded dodgeball.

Blanks. Select weapons. Find an opponent. Duel until one surrenders. The winner will be rewarded. The reward will depend on your performance.

((Pretty loose, simple activity here. Want to have a shounen sword duel with someone? Go for it! Want to have a cracky water gun fight? That's cool. Just grab someone and have some fun. If you can't find an opponent, Marisa will face off with you, though she may not be so easy-going an opponent.))

Who: Delphinus, Whoever
Where: Del Dorms
When: Day 133, Mooorning
What: 8D HAY DEL

[KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK]

You guys, wake up! We caught ya somethin'!

Who: Fuck if I know
Where: Ophiuchus dorms
When: Day 130, morning
What: Little kid digging through the cutlery drawer


Maaaaan, these all look like they're for total bitches. Where the hell's the good stuff?

Who: Zero + whoever
Where: Heading for the caves
When: Day 128, early morning
What: "Hunting"

[Angry Delphinus is storming out of the dorms, unusually armed with a blade strapped to his belt and a fairly large gun in his right hand. He's heading for the caves.]

Who: Ophi
Where: Ophiuchus barracks
When: Day 127, evening
What:

[Today, a dog is getting drunk. This is not unusual. The terapede, however...]

MAN YOU SHOULD TALK TO THEM ABOUT IT. THEY'RE ALL HOMOS, THEY'D TOTALLY KNOW HOW TO DEAL WITH GIRLS.

Who: Geddoe, Marisa
Where: Delphinus, ????
When: Day 124, evening
What: the results of losing a bet :|

*sometime early evening-ish Geddoe is just finishing up a simple dinner to leave in the kitchen to keep warm for the rest the team whenever they deign to come back for it. as for himself, however, he's dishing up two serving's worth into something more easily carried....*

Who: Marisa, anyone
Where: Making a circuit around the team dorms.
When: Day 124, morning
What: A midboss comes bearing a bundle of blunt swords and a sack that is surely filled with goodies.

...Let's make a bet. Duel me, and I may reward you.

Who: Marla, whoever
Where: The forge
When: Day 121, shortly after midday
What: Contemplation

[There is a Ophiuchus watching the napalmanders in the lava. And occasionally throwing pebbles towards them.]

Who: Delphinus, Marisa
Where: Delphinus dorms
When: Day 115, post game 78
What: Delphinus goes on an adventure!

Delphinus. Open up.