Sabra La Tau

Who: Whoever
Where: Up and down the river
When: Day 233, evening
What: Some GOOD OLD-FASHIONED SPYING

[I AM SWIMMING. I AM WATCHING. I SEE EVERYTHING. I KNOW EVERYTHING. I'M GETTING SOME GOOD CARDIO. I MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE A FISH IN MY PANTS.]

[What are you doing?]

Who: ANYONE
Where: Vicinity of Hydracula
When: Day 233, afternoon
What: DROP BEARS. no rly.


[I'm sure you were just minding your own business when you passed by this fine afternoon. But that is most certainly a furry creature WITH CLAWS that just landed on you]