Sabra La Tau

Who: HYDRACULA!!11 and maybe visitors
Where: Skullcrusher Mountain
When: Day 229, evening
What:

[Fearless Leader is examining one SYRUP KEG.]

Good work, men. This is an excellent resource and could last a nice, long time, if properly conserved...

But I'm sure you punks probably want to gargle with it and inject it into your veins and dribble it on your memories, don't you?

Who: Beardogs and anyone
Where: Beardog area
When: Day 229, post mini-game
What: All the pouting

[looks like he's getting ready to fish... angrily]

Who: Arianna, anyone who might be in Ophi dorms
Where: Ophi dorms
When: Day 229, evening
What: A new midboss is reading the Ophiuchus Handbook.

Well, these are certainly unique laws to enforce.