The closer it gets to my birthday tomorrow the more it causes me to reflect on certain things.
Namely - my wife wraps both my birthday and Christmas gifts in the same paper so that if I find them while searching for something in my home, (As one does because wives and elves move things.) I am never sure which it is. But they are all charmed to sound an alert if tampered with.
Which, yes, is loud and will alert your wife's entire tea group when they are over.