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BREAKING NEWS!!!

An update on the double robbery that happened last week has finally come through. According to police, a key witness has come forth and has been placed into police protection until the evidence can be gathered. Police are certain the information they've received from the individual will lead them to make the arrest.

If anyone has any more information on either of these crimes, you are advised to call the police.

After yesterday's double bank robberies, police are still baffled as to who could have conducted the crime. The two banks were robbed nearly minute apart. Security footage from one bank shows the robbers to have been wearing clown masks, while the other bank's footage was cut out shortly after the first guard was shot by an unseen killer. While four men have been announced dead, the fifth, Eames Dorrance, remains in critical condition.

If you have any information on these robberies, you are urged to contact the police.

THIS IS AN EMERGENCY BROADCAST!

Two banks on opposite ends of Lawrence were robbed today at nearly the same time. Police are baffled at the ease of which both crimes were carried out. Four dead, and one in critical condition. No names have been released. Thousands of dollars have been stolen from the people of Lawrence.

No suspects have been named. The only evidence was a knife left on one scene. Police are looking to anyone with information on these individuals. If you have any information, please contact the police immediately. Anonymous calls are encouraged.

ATTENTION RESIDENTS!

It seems Lawrence Kansas has just woken up from a 'deep freeze'. According to several sources, everyone, and we mean everyone, was in some sort of stasis for the last several months. So far, no injury has been reported, but there are several missing people.

If anyone has seen any of the missing individuals, you are advised to call the police immediately.

This just in!

In Maysville, a strange epidemic as occured. Hundreds upon thousands of people have been found dead. Police are not releasing much information except that people are urged to stay indoors until it is found out of this is an airborne toxin.

When interviewed live, one of the witnesses claim they saw several people who looked alike. Wearing the same clothing, same skin color, and same hair. Witnesses state that there were at least seven of the exact same person inside a home before police sealed off the scene.

More on this when we return.