[Sent anonymously. Untracable and will be heard in every radio/cell phone text/etc. People are welcome to reply but that doesn't mean he'll answer]
Gooooooooood Morning, Lawerence! Hope your enjoying your early thanksgiving gift. I know I certaintly am. No please, Don't get up. Your not going crazy, well maybe some of you are, but if you think the turkeys are bad now you should see what they can do when they get hungry.