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I've finished the rift energy detector according to the specs you gave me if you want to test it.

... Hello?

Everyone, we have a red alert. Red alert. I repeat. Everyone report to your stations immediantly! Vincent, I need a perimeter!

[Owen]
There's been a murder. I need you, now.

Is anyone here actually a cop?

Hello, team.

For those of you who don't know me, my name is Ianto Jones, and I've been with the team since Cardiff. I am a forensic researcher, I do administrative work, and tech support, as well as the occasional stint in the field. I know we have a lot of new, and/or returning members--some of us have been on some pretty intense missions together, but some of us have only met in passing, so I just thought I'd take the time to introduce myself, and get to know you all a little better.

I hope the coffee has been to satisfaction, and if anyone would ever like to take time out of our busy schedule for a cup, and a chat, I'm usually about.

There's a man here named General Mustang who'd like to speak to whoever's heading up the investigation into how people are arriving here...and of course you popped into my mind.

Great, stuck in civilian clothing, with only my credentials. Wonderful. Just what I needed. There better be an explaination for this.

Hawkeye? Havok? Fuery!

Can anyone hear me?

... 2013?! What?

I've got that list of materials I need finalized for you.

( You Have 1 New Picture Message. )

No sugar for the Impala. Ever again.

Fuck, they should just ban candy from some people.

Never mind the ticket back home. This is pure entertainment.

You guys... Wow. Lots of skeletons and stuff, huh?

So as long as I'm stuck here....does anyone know if the local law enforcement needs an expert in forensic reconstruction?

Or does anyone here need an artist?

Well.... happy First Contact Day to me.

Hodgins? Brennan? Where is everyone?

Listen up -

While checking out the cabins beforehand we found two computers and a couple of other devices, along with this working connection. Devices will be handed out but computers will be kept in the main one.

Don't abuse it either or privileges can be revoked.