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>Happy Valentine's Day.
>I've never met anyone as beautiful as you.
>Would you do me the honor of being my Valentine today?
>If you go down into the kitchen there's a surprise for you.

OOC: It's ROSES! A dozen of them! And a box of chocolates.

I understand that I'm a coroner, a pathologist…whatever you'd like to call me, although my official title is Specialist Registrar…

But is the waking-up-in-a-graveyard-prank really that funny?