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This town is crazy as shit, man.

Okay, what the fuck?

Connor! It's St. Paddy's day--we're goin' out!

You know what I don't understand? Eggnog. Who would ruin perfectly good liquor like that?

What the hell is a wavelength of celestial intent?

This time of year--well, any time of year--I can't help but wish for a big ol' pot of ma's famous whiskey soup.

You've inspired me, Connor. We should totally start a matchmaking business. We could call it Rent-A-Yenta. Or Hitch, like that Will Smith movie, if we can avoid getting sued for copyright infringement.

Rocco can be my first client.

[Private to Karrin]

Did the sirens wake you up last night?

And do you have any idea what happened?

[Private to Murphy and Rocco]

Did you boys hear the sirens last night? I'm not sure what happened, but if there was a murder, I think we'd ought to look into it.

Boys. She's having boys!

Those shapeshifters face doubles of mine still around?

[Jo & Owen]
D'you two need anything for when the baby's born?

[Ellen]
I miss the Roadhouse. Is it safe to assume there's nothin' around here we can do like that? Any bars for sale?

[John & Mary]
How're you two doin'?

We're leaving. Carl and Prim's drinks got spiked. We think it's all of the punch. Meet us by the car.

Stupid thing makin' us all forget shit.

I ain't never got to tell you, I did what you said. An' I apologized to 'er. We're good now. So thanks.

This is...

I ain't got the slightest clue what's goin' on. An' I ain't likin' this.

Alright. So, I'm in a room with a large dog, a man with a beard, and another man who kind of looks familiar...

And I don't know my own name.

Nice to be able to do for myself again.

[Daryl]
You make up to that girl yet, or do I have to beat your ass?

Gonna have to brush my teeth again. Still can taste dirt and it's disgusting.

One more time! I swear it! Come on back in here! And I'll have Rocco piss on ye leg!

[Murphy]
I swear, if they can't keep the press out... We're going to have to start locking our door. Askin' us questions about the attacker, and if they're the same as the murderer, like we know! We weren't there! I didn't even know about the murder until Karrin called us!

[Karrin]
Who was it that was murdered? You never gave me a name. The press stopped by today, askin' if we knew if the attacker was the murderer. Like we know that.

How is Carl and Prim doing? And how are you feeling?

... I sort of got yelled at today, tryin' to get up and chase the press out. They don't want me trying to walk without my stupid crutch thing, because I'm still healin'.

Okay, so this is horrible for me to say, but...you all need to hurt yourselves more. This is what boredom does. I am a horrible person for saying this. I'm evil when I'm bored. And I'm also not being serious, so please don't think I am.

[Connor comes in after finding the puppies, giving one to Adam, and as the other in his arms. He steps inside the house quietly, walking up to Murphy, and dropping the puppy on his lap]

I found it.

I need yer help with somethin'...