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What in the world... What is this? Hello? Looks like a radio.

Can anyone hear me? This is General Roy Mustang of the Amestrian Military. If anyone can hear me, please respond.

Someone help! A little girl got shot!

I guess I should introduce myelf. I've already had the pleasure of meeting Ms. Harvelle, so I apologize in advance for any confusion my voice or appearance may cause. My name is Riza Hawkeye, I'm lieutenant to police chief Roy Mustang. I'm not an alchemist, but I do wear the pants at the station--and pretty much everywhere else. Just for the record.

I just glanced in a mirror and...something ain't right.

Someone wanna tell me if something hokey's going on around town, or if it's just me.

This whole 'hiding' thing is getting rather dull.

So... what can I do to make things more interesting?

...does anybody copy?

Riza, I may need my gloves.

And this? I take everything I've said about this place back. It now classifies as crazy.

Do you have room for one more at your camp?

Listen up -

While checking out the cabins beforehand we found two computers and a couple of other devices, along with this working connection. Devices will be handed out but computers will be kept in the main one.

Don't abuse it either or privileges can be revoked.