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Leftover candy... It's very good.

>Happy Valentine's Day.
>How's the kid?

What's...

Where'd the boat go? Sam?

Just one normal day. Is that too much to ask for?

I can't even get outside. I can't even open a window. Not that I want to. There's a ton of mannequins outside looking creepy as ever.

And what's up with all the doors?

Oh come on! This isn't Torchwood. This isn't safe. I'm going to die What the hell is this?

You know Ellie's back?

[Adam's voice is weak but still manages to come through clear]

I swear... if I bleed to death impaled on pieces of the hospital

Gonna be so pissed.

Haunt you all

Again.

Maybe go vengeful this time.

My head...

What's going on?

Wasn't sure how best to put this out there but...

I'm lookin for the friends and family members of Ben Braeden. He's, uh, he's in a coma. It's alcohol induced.

Valentine's recovery complete.

Now to get this girl out of my house because this is not a 'thing'.

Well. That was interesting.

[Bobby]

We need to talk.

[Bill]

I think I'm going to be hitting the road soon. I just heard some 'angel of the lord' has been making his way across the nation. Sounds like our self proclaimed God, and in his wake, weird shit's happening.

[Sam]

We need to talk. And I won't take no for an answer. In fact, if you don't answer me, I'm going to storm Torchwood, and drag you out of there myself to talk to you.

[Castiel]

Your copy is causing a lot of trouble, you know? There isn't much I can do about it, but I can take care of the weird shit that's been happening around him. Monsters seem to be going haywire instead of laying low. Plus, the vampire killings around here are getting out of hand. No one's doing anything but the local police, and they're going to get themselves killed.

Anything from angel radio?

Happy birthday Dean.

I'm...sorry the other you can't celebrate his birth. Or the one that passed.

A year ago today I was kidnapped by dragons.

Happy Birthday, Dean... even though I'm sure you don't want to hear it from me

I did not get you anything for Christmas and I feel bad. I would like to surprise you. Will you be home tonight?

Hey, it's Elena. Um, can we talk?

Everything's back to normal now. Sort of. Now to figure out how I cheat a demon

[Winchesters]
Adam's back. Don't be a dick to him.

[Alaric]
Hope you don't mind having an extra house guest.

[Elena]
I'm sorry I dragged you along for that. But it's what I wanted. He's important to me.

I owe you one.

[Katherine]
You gave him his ring back already? Good job.

I can't find John or Mary.

Think we've got a problem on our hands.

Anna... Can we talk?

I want to formally apologize to whoever I'm sharing my thoughts with. That couldn't have been a pleasant experience

So... I had my baby. John Paul Sherman was born early November 15th. With any lucky we'll be leaving soon and I'll get to tackle this new mom thing on my own.

Cas? Thank you.

Elephants? Seriously, what the hell's going on?

[Dean]
Is this a monster thing?