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Sirius, this is Ian. Ian just showed up here not too long ago, and he's going to be joining the police under me.

Ian. Sirius isn't just a big black dog.

Now, Hayate on the other hand is a dog.

[Private to Sirius]

Can you... Speak dog? That's probably rude of me to ask, but... Well Hayate isn't mind. He was my partner-bestfriend-queen-subordinate- Lieutenant's dog.

I just- was curious.

I know you're we're not on duty, but would you like to join me, as Padfoot, to meet someone who apparently knows how to use electricity as I do flames?

I have a strange feeling about this, and I'd appreciate your company.

Okay so what do muggles do for fun?

Perhaps we could get another dog? I always wanted one for a pet when I was young. I don't want to think of Sirius as a pet...

So, Mr. Black.

How is this new place treating you? I trust no one has come after you and attempted to arrest you for the crime you never commited?

Ugh. Graveyards....see, this is why I work to prevent people from being put here...wait, how did I get here? I don't remember being asked to look into anything here...GPS says Kansas.
That's the farthest thing from DC!

Lily?

Bloody hell that was

I think I'm supposed to be dead. The afterlife is a lot more... graveyard-y that I expected.

Okay, so...apparently I've been rescued from the Dementors. Not so sure how, or who, but whoever it was, uh, thanks for that.

Not quite sure what this place is, though. Looks kinda...well...shitty to be honest. But no complaints! It's better than Azkaban.

Mind telling me where I am, though?