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Alright, so I know you're all real confused and have no memory or whatever, but can anyone tell me how I just sort of lost time? I skipped like an entire week. Nice to see no one looted the salon while I was sleeping, though.

There have been some new arrivals, so I thought I'd get to some shameless promotion. I have a salon right by Owen's office. The prices are reasonable and we're good. Anything from a simple cut to styles and coloring we can do.

Also, I'm still looking around for trained stylists and an additional receptionist job if you're looking for work.

I'm thinking of setting up my own salon in town. I can't do it very well on my own, though. Is there anyone around with business know-how or even someone who can answer phones and organize appointments?

Here's the deal: I need cash. I can cut and style hair. In fact I'm really good at it. I'll match any cheap salon's prices and you won't have to deal with the cheap salon look. Any takers?

I've been listening in on all of this 'missing persons' stuff. Is there any way I could help out?

I really don't like this. I kind of just want my mum.

Is there anyone out there who wasn't turned into a younger version of themselves?

Well... it's nice to see Kansas is as exciting as I remember it.

Apparently Great Cuts isn't hiring, but I can still style hair from my home. If you don't feel like sitting in a lobby that smells like perm solution, I'm your guy.

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Gooooooooood Morning, Lawerence! Hope your enjoying your early thanksgiving gift. I know I certaintly am. No please, Don't get up. Your not going crazy, well maybe some of you are, but if you think the turkeys are bad now you should see what they can do when they get hungry.

Anyone need a haircut? It used to be my job and I'm good.

Listen up -

While checking out the cabins beforehand we found two computers and a couple of other devices, along with this working connection. Devices will be handed out but computers will be kept in the main one.

Don't abuse it either or privileges can be revoked.