Return to Paradise Network

Where the hell is Stefan and why is he missing I warn you, I am not the man to cross. You will return him to me if you know what is good for you

Just ask little Katerina how vicious I can be.

... Uh.

This isn't my house. Or my bed. Or Mystic Falls, is it?

I still can't understand why anyone would want to put vervain in the blood especially when it's the only thing keeping me from but I'm glad that's over.

[Private to all Vampires]

Normally I don't do something for nothing, but hunters having one over on us is shameful for all vampires. Due to the fact that my mother created vampires--I am able to detect the smell of vervain and thus will be able to find you pure, untainted blood.

[Private to Elena]

Miss Gilbert, I wanted to have a word. I wanted to inform you that I am taking care of Stefan. I understand he's...gone off the rails lately due to an incident at home? I assure you that I am working with him. However I require your assistance. I need to know what happened in order to fully gauge how much help he needs. Would you be willing to meet with me?

[ooc: creepy klaus is creepy but is masking it with oh so charming politeness]

... Hello?!

Hello? Can anyone here me?

Oh my God. Oh my God...

Why would someone screw with the blood? WHY?!

Do you know how painful that was, mysterious attempting do-gooder?

[Hospital staff]
I thought things were okay. Or does someone suddenly hate me?

...think I need help.

Man, I know how to have a good time.

My but this place is dramatic. It makes me long for simpler days and hearing about news that I found interesting.

Like the young vampire who once wiped out an entire migrant village.

Well...this isn't where I need to be at all. I would suggest you return me home at once. I may look sweet but I can be very, very deadly...

This picture...I thought I'd left it back in Mystic Falls

and part of me just doesn't care because I'm so hungry.

I thought I burned these clothes years ago. How are they here?

Last night, Adam and Dean both passed away.

You are all invited to their funeral to pay your respects. They'll be salted and burned before their burried. The graves were dug yesterday by Daryl.

Thank you all for your time and consideration.

Adam was killed last night. Damon's out for blood. He's shut his emotions off.

Is everyone else all right?

[Adam]
You didn't tell me your brother was riding a crazy train.

[Elena]
Stay inside for a while, would you?

[Stefan, Vicki, Not-Jeremy aka Simon]
Lay low. Hunters are starting to get itchy I heard from a seemingly reliable source. I don't think they know about you.

I think I'm finally settling in. This place isn't exactly home but it could be worst.

I... think I'm lost.

I may have gone a little overboard with the garden.

I may just vow to never drink again.

Did you know there's a guy here that looks like your brother?