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Well... this isn't oddly creepy or anything.

Oh come on! This isn't Torchwood. This isn't safe. I'm going to die What the hell is this?

Da-da! Daddy?

BOOM!

I'm terribly bored. I don't think the hospital was enough.

So I'm going to play with you all.

((OOC: For the next week, or so, everyone is going to suddenly find themselves in a large (unlimited large) manor. This is actually a doll house, and you're all the size of dolls. When and if you find the front door, it won't open. The windows have no glass, and you can see out of them, but you cannot escape. There are millions of rooms, and tons of surprises in each. You have the freedom to choose to find whatever you want in a room, or you can ask me to surprise you. Everyone was dumped in random places all over this doll house, but you can find each other, talk, and play like normal.

Outside, you'll see a plastic yard, with plastic trees, and plastic people with pets. This could be used as the hint to figure out you're all inside a dollhouse. No worries, this won't last forever because Jesse will get bored of it in about a week, or two.))

You know Ellie's back?

Time is short and I'm beginning to realize that, maybe, I won't be able to see you before it runs out. I just wanted to say goodbye. Whatever happens next things are going to change but I'm glad I got to know you or know of your existence.

John really should've brought you around sooner.

It's gonna be a good birthday.

[Adam]
It's my birthday, but I have a present for you.

[Klaus]
Not that I want to be talking to you, but I'm going to see if I can get Stefan back. Cheat the devil and all that jazz. I'm not doing it for you though. I just thought I would let you know.

[Alaric]
Adam and I are moving out. Again. Thanks for helping us before.

I know it's not a great one but... Happy Birthday, Damon.

If you're wondering how I
Stefan told me when

What in the blue blazes happened to the damn hospital?

[Jayden.]
Know any good doctors?

[Filtered to Angels.]
You guys are the experts and I have a question. If you get hurt, does it heal fast?

I know the timing sucks, all things considered but... Happy Birthday, Clint.

Let's play a game. Former vampire dies in an explosion. Does his soul go to Heaven because he was human, Hell because he became a vampire in the first place, or Purgatory because his soul is still considered tainted?

The answer may surprise you.

» Are you going to that thing at school?

I'm really sorry.

So... I'm going to be stuck in a wheelchair forever.

Unless I

I had to stretch my legs. But I'm back.

What's up, Lawrence?

[Adam's voice is weak but still manages to come through clear]

I swear... if I bleed to death impaled on pieces of the hospital

Gonna be so pissed.

Haunt you all

Again.

Maybe go vengeful this time.

Captain? This hospital thing... is it something we should be helping with? The rescue efforts, at least.

Has anyone seen Stefan?

My head...

What's going on?