Return to Paradise Network

I'll be home later. I'm not running away, promise.

... I'll even bring you some pizza. It's not that bad, you should try it.

Guess whose head is all healed up? That's right! Mine!

So, how about dinner on me, yeah? I can't really cook well... Can't cook at all, actually.

Do you like pizza?

Merry stinking Christmas. Just how I wanted to spend it. Alone in a bed, not allowed to leave. What fun!

Claire.

Do you hate me?

God damn stupid fucking... [Grumbling can be heard, along with some movement.]

Who's talked to me recently because it wasn't me. There's a fucking shifter and it's different and doesn't need to shed it's skin.

[A half audible groan and it'll sound like Dean just kicked a chair over.] I wanna know where Cas is and I want that thing dead.

Shit. My head's still throbbing, I'm kinda hungry, and...

Rory. Rory! I don't have time to explain, but please just trust me, okay? If I come up to you claiming to know where Amy is, don't go with me. Just stay in the Tardis and try to stay safe. There's a man posing as me...but he not me. It's just really complicated and I don't mean to scare you, but please please trust me. He has the sonic, but it's not me, Rory.




[Filtered to the Master]
A man has stolen my face and I think he's planning on killing you to get to me...he looks like me, talks like me, he even has my sonic. Don't trust him! I know this is going to be difficult since I'm asking you to not trust him but me and we look alike, but...i need you to take my word on it. I can't lose you again....just please..

I haven't hurt anyone. So why are they here?

Did you send them?

I said I wouldn't hurt anyone, but they might not leave me with a choice...

I don't even know why I'm contacting you... I don't want your help.

[Filtered to Fred and anyone on the earpiece]

Fred? Can you hear me all right? Over.

Woops.

Guess that wasn't the right one.

Oh! You have no idea how good it feels to be alive. Of course I'm alive, though, I don't die. I won't die.

Oh, all those months trapped in a body that didn't fit. A personality that wasn't mine. But I'm home now. I'm home, and my name... My name isn't John Doe.

I'm the Master.

[Claire Novak]

You were so nice to me. So caring. Genuinely caring. So, I'll tell you who I really am. What I am.

I'm a Time Lord. And my name is the Master.

It... It won't stop! It still hasn't stopped. Please, make the noise stop! I don't know whose doing it, but I can't sleep! I can't eat! I can't even think when I hear it...

Please... Stop drumming. Please, I'm begging you all. It's driving me insane!

I did it! Well, sort of...

I made a pie. It took me two tries. The first one’s latticing turned out all burned and weird, but this one... Well, it looks a little burned, too, but it smells wonderful! Maybe tomorrow if any of you want to stop by I could give you a slice! I know it’s no life-changing gadget or anything, but I’m kind of proud of it!

Uhm... Hello.

Sorry we never got to have dinner that night. Allow me to make it up to you? Please?

So when do we start having fun around here?

I think I cleaned all the weapons I could find twice and almost pulled my old badge on someone

Is there anything else that needs to be done still around camp?

I should really check on civilization once in a while

While I have this thing charged up... Hi.

Looks like the world's still as crappy as it was yesterday.

Erm... Hello?

My name is John Doe... And I'm... Well. I'm actually frightened to death out here, there are these creatures that don't seem very friendly, and they kicked me out of the hospital early because of them.

It looks to be some sort of virus...

I haven't gotten hurt yet, but I'm so hungry, I can barely walk. Is there anyone out there?

Listen up -

While checking out the cabins beforehand we found two computers and a couple of other devices, along with this working connection. Devices will be handed out but computers will be kept in the main one.

Don't abuse it either or privileges can be revoked.