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Pretty sure I'm going to be sick for the next week.

So I'm confused about something. I went to a bookshop in town to try and get a better grasp as my own books are rather outdated and the clerk assured me that this was rather a popular genre but...do vampires here really sparkle? That seems rather strange and inconvenient if so.

This has to be the best day ever!

Mr. Winchester? You and I need to talk...I'm afraid it's rather bad news and I'd prefer not to do it here. It's a bit impersonal for my taste...

I'm bored.

And Theta. I dropped your Sonic.

Well... I'm glad that's over.

[Filtered to Sam]
Haven't heard anything from Dean. Do you think he's stopped?

[Filtered to Damon]
Don't do anything stu-
So I think I have a sta
Guess who suddenly got popular
Are you doing all right?

[Filtered to Dean]
What's going on with you? Everyone says you've gone crazy

I may need help.

SHIT! Jesus fucking shit!

The fuck is going on?

Good evening.

I seem to have found myself in this very odd place, with this very odd device, and I am quite unsure what to make of all this.

If someone would care to offer an explanation, it would be much appreciated.

Alright, I'm bored. Anyone up for a picnic? I figure it works since the weather's nice enough and I'm already in the park.

Um, hello? Just wanted to sort of check in on you since you seemed to just vanish after...Are you alright? Is it my fault if you aren't? It feels like it should be my fault..

So...you know how I wanted to visit the TARDIS? Do you mind if I bring someone with?

Does anyone here know where I could... Purchase older style military clothing?

I remember everything! Jack Harkness give me back my TARDIS and my sonic I'm ready! It amazing. Forgetting and then remembering! I mean I can't really go anywhere or see some of the things I used to be able to but still! Nice vacation from me, loved it. But I'm me again! Hello!

I think things were better when I didn't remember.

This is just odd...I don't remember what I was doing. I just...I think I wanted to see a Captain though about...something. Something blue.

...is there even a captain here? Or did I just read Peter Pan one too many times?

Um, I think I'm an artist. Because this notebook is full of sketches.

I'm really confused though right now, too.

I don't... Or do I? I don't know. I don't know if I like this or not. I can't...

My chest feels like it's going to explode. I can't understand. Is anyone here a doctor?

Why did that make my heart... Hearts? Heart race? It made it beat faster... Them... I don't know... I don't know...

[Captain Rogers]
I'm bringing him in. There's something wrong with him...he's been brainwashed and manipulated. But he wants help. Get the others to stand down.


[Filtered to the Doctor]
I need your help.

[Locked and private to Torchwood/Unhackable]

We are on an emergency lock down. No questions, just follow the procedure. Remain in the labs, together, weapons drawn until I state otherwise.

[Ianto]

With me. The Master has returned, and he's actually interested in our base. He wants to rebuild the immortality gate that was taken when Torchwood fell all those years ago, and destroyed after the Master basically destroyed humanity. Point short, we can't let him just come in and take things. He's burning up his own energy, and I doubt the Doctor wants him to just die. He was here before, but right now, it's touch and go. I know you don't want me to do dangerous things, but he's the only other Time Lord in existance.

And you are not about to become a snack.

[Doctor]

Well, wishful thinking, and the Master comes back. Only downside, he seems a little angry.

Any plans? Besides putting Torchwood on lockdown and avoiding Sir Snackalot?

I don't think you want me to let him die but I need you to say someth-