Return to Paradise Network

Uh...are there actually any cops here? I think I just got robbed...by an annoying red head....with a bow. The arrows did kind of look familiar though..

Long story short, you guys are all on your own the next time we need groceries. Either that or I'm wearing the suit everywhere. Your choice.

So anyone have any educated guesses as to when is Loki going to get tired of this? Not gonna' lie, I enjoy the challenge of building something functional for the female form...but I really miss being myself. I spent the better part of a half hour crying over something I can't even remember all too well. Plus Johnny is about 500% harder to deal with as a girl.

What manner of trick is this? My patience wears thin, Loki. Enough of your games.

I've decided I don't like school and I'm not going back.

So Bruce is back, but frozen. Tony and Bucky are women... And Loki's running rampant.

Anyone else give up? I think I've given up. It's been over a month since he's been gone and I...

How's everyone holding up?

Look what I found!

We have a problem. A big one.

It's all my fault
We weren't cautious and he was so worried that

...Bruce is gone.

[Private to Bruce Banner]

I'm not afraid of you.

So when's the team building thing going to happen?

[Private to Bucky]
You're my best friend and I love you. Just a reminder. Bruce and Tony fighting made me feel like enfo

Tell me I didn't just hear what I think I did.

So as you all know, the Hulk's last appearance left us with just a few tiny...life-threatening structure failures that may have left the base uninhabitable without a bit of a risk.

So I'm kicking you all out.

Nothing major really, but while the place gets fixed up, I really don't want anything falling or crushing anyone and causing this whole clean up project to be a bigger mess than it already is. Lawrence has a lot of houses up for grabs so you're not entirely homeless here, guys. And who knows, maybe living in a house is more of your style and you won't want to live in the base! It could happen! I just really need some space to work and I'm pretty sure no one wants to listen to the wonderfully loud tools I had to dig up to help in the repairs.

Oh! And I've set up accounts for each of you from Stark Industries that'll take care of any monetary needs you might have. Pepper said I need to pay you losers anyways. For risking your lives even though I thought that was SHIELD's job. So no excuses, guys.

Long story short?

Get out.

It's not you, it's me. Etcetera, etcetera.

Hey, sugartits Red. Tell your friend the metal man I want me a new hand.

Boss...?

WHAT THE HELL?! WHERE DID ALL THESE SPIDER-

GOD DAMNIT STARK!

Okay. Why am I covered in toilet paper?

Anyone mind if I decorate for Halloween? I'm bored...and I may have wrapped the Barnes-sicle up like a mummy.

What are we gonna do about this 'judgement'?

Tasha? You've been entirely too quiet which, in my experience, isn't really a good thing. So... speak up now or I find a way to embarass you. I'm not above singing over the network

So... how about a community building exercise. Who's up for paintball?

If you're an Avenger you don't have a choice, you're going. If you're Bucky you're not invited.

The rest of you can join us if you want. I figure I'll eventually get tired of shooting my teammates.

[Private & Unhackable to Liz Sherman]

You can move back into here if you need to. We'll keep you safe.

What actually happened last night?