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How did I get from a desert to a cemetery?

Murph?

Where are you? There's someone on the net who sounds just like you, minus that annoying little thing you do with your R's... no, but seriously. I just thought you'd like to know. It's kind of creepy since, well, I'm your twin.

What the actual fuck?

Murphy? Why is it so much closer to Saint Patrick's day than I remember it being yesterday?

Exactly how much did I drink?

Please tell me you ain't in any trouble, dear brother.

You aren't here, and there's some woman in the room. I promise if you don't answer me, I will kill everyone until I find you.

Hey, what the fuck is this shit?

Murph, you better be behind this. Or there's going to be hell to pay.

Listen up -

While checking out the cabins beforehand we found two computers and a couple of other devices, along with this working connection. Devices will be handed out but computers will be kept in the main one.

Don't abuse it either or privileges can be revoked.