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Idiots who come and try and attack Deacon end up dead. Perhaps I should deck the halls with their limbs. Fucking idiots.

[Damon]

How are you? Have you given any consideration to the offer I've given you? You don't have to be human, Damon. You can be a vampire again.

[Stefan]

Your brother is completely and utterly unreasonable and foolish.

It's nice to be able to go home again but... I guess I kind of missed my birthday. I'm going to have to find a way to make up for that.

Thank God. I couldn't stand that asshole being in my head another minute.

Having my companion to share the lonely night with would be a comfort right now.

[Private]

I am miserable without him. I miss him. I need him. There is nothing I can say or do to convince them to let him go. If this was any other place in the world, I would have had him out in a heartbeat, but I'm in a place, being held against my will with absolutely no way to undo the curse and without my witches at my disposal. In a sense, they have won, but I need Stefan back. He is the only one that understands me.

Today is his birthday. I want him back

It's Halloween, people! ...Or for a little while longer, at least.

Need some fucking candy to make this day complete. Good thing I ordered a costume.

Where the hell is Stefan and why is he missing I warn you, I am not the man to cross. You will return him to me if you know what is good for you

Just ask little Katerina how vicious I can be.

I find myself in need of entertainment.

[Private to all Vampires]

Normally I don't do something for nothing, but hunters having one over on us is shameful for all vampires. Due to the fact that my mother created vampires--I am able to detect the smell of vervain and thus will be able to find you pure, untainted blood.

[Private to Elena]

Miss Gilbert, I wanted to have a word. I wanted to inform you that I am taking care of Stefan. I understand he's...gone off the rails lately due to an incident at home? I assure you that I am working with him. However I require your assistance. I need to know what happened in order to fully gauge how much help he needs. Would you be willing to meet with me?

[ooc: creepy klaus is creepy but is masking it with oh so charming politeness]

[Stefan]

Ripper, do you want to come out and play?

My but this place is dramatic. It makes me long for simpler days and hearing about news that I found interesting.

Like the young vampire who once wiped out an entire migrant village.

I think some answers are in order, mates. I don't know how my witches let this happen but I'll have to...take care of them when I am returned home.