Return to Paradise Network

I'm working late tonight. Running the club until an hour before sunrise. Someone broke in not too long ago, and I've still got a group on their tail.

That, and we're leading the police in circles.

Don't wait up for me, you need your rest. Understood?

[Filtered to Scud and Deacon]

Scuddy, do you want to make me some mini pies with the cooking gear I got you? Yes? No? Please?

Deacon is there anything I can do for the bar while I'm at home? I'm bored.

That's odd. Ever since turning over 500 years ago...I've never been sick a day of my life...but I've just spent 3 hours in the bathroom throwing up....what the hell is going on?

Hey D, you're gonna need more alcohol.

Kat and I can go get some, if it's cool. And then I can

There is literally nothing special about this blood. It's normal.

I don't think there's anything else I can do, man. Sorry. I can still keep my hand, right?

Idiots who come and try and attack Deacon end up dead. Perhaps I should deck the halls with their limbs. Fucking idiots.

[Damon]

How are you? Have you given any consideration to the offer I've given you? You don't have to be human, Damon. You can be a vampire again.

[Stefan]

Your brother is completely and utterly unreasonable and foolish.

Could go for some chicken nuggets.

Anyone wanna bring me some? I'll pay~

[Deacon and Scud]

I'm bored. Can we go out to a movie or something? We need a night of fun. Or we can stay home and have...fun.

[Damon]

Haven't heard from you in awhile. Everything alright? Stefan cured yet?

( Shouty words under the cut )

Things feel funny. And not a good kind of funny.

I think I'm gonna be sick

[Elena]
Do you wanna see Stefan?

[Katherine & Deacon]
I got Stefan away from Klaus. Now what are we going to do about mister big and bad fangs?

[Alaric]
You need more alcohol.

I just want to repeat myself where everyone will see it...

No one else is going to die around here. I'm forbidding it. Somehow I'm too young to deal with this sort of bullshit Probably getting an ulcer

poison...help....

When's it gonna rain again?

[Deacon]
Fixed the door right. No more duck shaped hole.

[Katherine]
Do you like frogs? Not to ea

[Inari]
There's a frog that lives on the roof now in Dagobah. I call him Solo. 'Cause obviously Han was the best.

Who wants to come help me make stakes?

Hunters, I'm sure you'll get a kick out of it. Just no stabbing me or attempting to.

[Deacon]
Truce.

Because I want Klaus dead. No one tells me what to do when it comes to my brother. And I've lost enough alr

[Private to Damon]

Klaus was offering some sort of vervain free blood, because he can detect it. I kind of wonder what he's up to. What do you think?

[Private to Katherine]

Tell me what I need to know about Klaus.

[Private to all Vampires]

Normally I don't do something for nothing, but hunters having one over on us is shameful for all vampires. Due to the fact that my mother created vampires--I am able to detect the smell of vervain and thus will be able to find you pure, untainted blood.

[Private to Elena]

Miss Gilbert, I wanted to have a word. I wanted to inform you that I am taking care of Stefan. I understand he's...gone off the rails lately due to an incident at home? I assure you that I am working with him. However I require your assistance. I need to know what happened in order to fully gauge how much help he needs. Would you be willing to meet with me?

[ooc: creepy klaus is creepy but is masking it with oh so charming politeness]

Holy shit. I didn't know these existed!

Ten of these little babies to stash around the apartment, please.

[Private to Vicki]
Hey, Vicki. Do you want to come over tonight? Have some blood, and a little one on one time on your day off?

[Private to Katherine]

So, I talked to Damon the other night. I offered him a place in my house once more. He told me he'd consider.

Why would someone screw with the blood? WHY?!

Do you know how painful that was, mysterious attempting do-gooder?

[Hospital staff]
I thought things were okay. Or does someone suddenly hate me?