Return to Paradise Network

Alright, so I know you're all real confused and have no memory or whatever, but can anyone tell me how I just sort of lost time? I skipped like an entire week. Nice to see no one looted the salon while I was sleeping, though.

...I have wings.

Hmm... I have a feeling this isn't usual.

And there's a frozen woman in the room with me.

Learned disturbing things about the future. Made me rethink the idea of an apartment. Maybe a house would be better? It has more space.

Is the colonel still something I should worry about?

Ugh, did I have a late one last night or what. This is the worst bender I've had in years.

Not to sound pathetic or anything, but I'm kind of scared.

[Castiel]:
Sometimes I question how we're all still alive down here... Raphael has nearly turned us all on each other.

... I don't trust our brother, not the one wearing the Winchester. And Anna... I'm not sure what to make of her currently.

We're falling apart, brother. We need to stop Raphael soon.

[Arriane]:
Sweetie, are you doing okay?

Well, I'm glad to see absolutely none of you have caught on to anything lately.

You're all so brilliant, smart little hairless apes! I should applaud you!

That is... If you'd actually done something worth noticing. Honestly, you creatures disappoint me to no end.

This whole thing just makes me want to stab an angel blade into my own heart.

I thought I was all out of favors.

Cas! We have a problem!

Has anyone else been a little concerned about the silence in Heaven?

[Cas]

Have you heard from Raphael lately?

How did I ... Get here? Back to my own house?

I don't remember anything. And now it's the 10th. What's going on?

I appear to be bound to a cambion child. I do not like this.




Also... how does one show a human that you are fond of him?

[Filtered to Jacob.]
Are you still mad?

[Filtered to Angels.]
I hear there are problems in Heaven. I may be displaced but if there is something I can do to be of some assistance, I will.

Zadkiel, are you alright? I've been told you're 'missing'.

Hey... have any of you guys seen Zad? He hasn't been around for a few days

Hey.
[about ten seconds of silence]

How are you?

I'm asking for your help for a friend of mine. Please.

You've got to be kidding me.

I go on vacation and I come back to hear girls have been kidnapped?

What is this? Really. Did everyone just forget that there's me, and Cas. And that we could actually do something about this? You humans...

Oh, and put it away. For crying out loud, you're both just as big as the other, just as smart, just on different parts of the globe. Get. Over. It.

Do adults not know how to get along anymore? You both have a common goal, work towards it! For the love of...

Oh, and you might want to upgrade your security measures. You don't know how to angel proof. Either of you. That's too cute.

[Filtered to Ianto Jones]

You know, the coffee you make smells wonderful darling. But you really should consider upgrading. Perhaps find a way to fend off angels? I've been watching you all for a few hours now.

[Filtered to Liz Sherman]

Yes, they really did get Goverment clearance to be here. And no, I didn't tap your line to hear that. I was in the room.

[Filtered to Castiel]
Cas. Where are you? We need to speak. It's actually quite important. Really.

[Filtered to Arriane]

Hello, darling. Did you miss me?