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Anything before this point is irrelevant to this game.

What the hell? Is this the other side? Bon Bon I'm rather displeased. Nadia, are you here? I can't believe Stefan killed me

Is there anyone out there looking for a house mate? I'm John Watson, and I'm on a small leave right now and need a place to stay for a few months.

What in the world... What is this? Hello? Looks like a radio.

Can anyone hear me? This is General Roy Mustang of the Amestrian Military. If anyone can hear me, please respond.