Return to Paradise Network

So Hawkguy, since I'm the only 'Agent' here and the new guy in SHIELD, I figure I might as well field the 'stupid question section for the employees you don't have. Let's try and get them all out of the way at once, shall we?

Do we really need a dress code?

When do I get my gun?

How many coffee runs does this job require a day?

Is this i.d. really necessary?

What do I do when I get in an argument with Jarvis?

So glad I'm sober but... I'm going to miss the human Jarvis.