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[Damon]

Damon, I'd really like you to seriously consider joining Deacon's house. With Klaus here and the hunters, it is clear we are not safe. We need safety in numbers--Deacon can provide that for us.

Hell, you'd be able to keep your precious Elena safe if you joined his house. Hate me if you want for what I did to you in 1864, but what I'm telling you now is for your best interest.

So... what do muggles do for fun anyway?

[Private to all Vampires]

Normally I don't do something for nothing, but hunters having one over on us is shameful for all vampires. Due to the fact that my mother created vampires--I am able to detect the smell of vervain and thus will be able to find you pure, untainted blood.

[Private to Elena]

Miss Gilbert, I wanted to have a word. I wanted to inform you that I am taking care of Stefan. I understand he's...gone off the rails lately due to an incident at home? I assure you that I am working with him. However I require your assistance. I need to know what happened in order to fully gauge how much help he needs. Would you be willing to meet with me?

[ooc: creepy klaus is creepy but is masking it with oh so charming politeness]

... Hello?!

Hello? Can anyone here me?

Oh my God. Oh my God...