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If I hear Rocking around the Christmas tree, one more time, I'll rock it out the door.

If I hear Deck the halls one more time, I will deck you down the hall.

If I hear All I Want For Christmas one more time, there will be no Christmas for you, I'll bury you next to the inflatable snowman that you put in my yard.

For Fuck Sake, it looks like Mrs Claus vomited all over my house.


Never let a Summer's live with you around Christmas time.

I'm sure you are still becoming use to everything and there's a lot of unknown going on.

I told her I would ask, Ellie would like to meet you. You can say no, but...I think she'd really wants to meet you.

Do you happen to celebrate Christmas? In the secular ways, I mean.