Lincoln River Network

Well, that's certainly a pick-up line.

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Does anyone else want to kick me today? Go ahead. Step right up.

On second thought I think I'll go enjoy this beautiful sunshine sans jewelry.

Well, all my stuff is in the house. Just have to work on unpacking it before I clean tonight.

Coffee is such a godsend.

I guess I nees to find something to do.

Anyone want to show me around town?

Going on a cleaning spree today. Then more more working out.

It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.

I guess I should find something to do with my days here besides spend time with the lovely ladies. Shizuka I definitely enjoyed our evening together and would love to do something again.

So what do all of you do around here to keep yourself entertained?

Spent a majority of the afternoon with a bunch of people at the park, it was great fun. Grace and I even made little tiaras out of dandelions.

This place is so....normal.

So tired.

I think it's going to be a rather marvelous party.

Two more days of school. Finally.

I'm just going to say a few things right off the bat, mostly directed to the new people here.

I'm an alcoholic and like it or not, I speak my fucking mind. I come from a post apocalyptic future and lived most of my life below ground, which is why you'll see me wearing sunglasses most of the time. English is my third language, your pop culture references are three hundred years old. You're free to ask me anything, but don't mention my kid, ever. And every once in a while, I blow up - literally. Most of the time, I swallow painkillers and I don't care what I wash them down with.

I also don't care how much of a big bad you are. I really don't. In here, you're just Mr and Mrs Smith. And you're gonna stay it.

I don't do dresses.

I would love to get to know all of you better. If you would like, fill out my little survey.

- What is your name?
- How old are you?
- What do you like to do?