Lincoln River Network

I will introduce myself. My name is Cesare Borgia, Duke of Valentinois, Papal Gonfaloniere and Commander of the Papal Army, son of Pope Alexander Sextus.

If it is true, what I have been told, and this is not Hell, I would to return to my own land and time, with all haste. It would be unwise for any being, less than God himself, to keep me here against my will.

After extensive research, I've come to the conclusion that this is not the afterlife.