I will introduce myself. My name is Cesare Borgia, Duke of Valentinois, Papal Gonfaloniere and Commander of the Papal Army, son of Pope Alexander Sextus.
If it is true, what I have been told, and this is not Hell, I would to return to my own land and time, with all haste. It would be unwise for any being, less than God himself, to keep me here against my will.