Lincoln River Network

Fancy a summer project?

August already. How the time flies.

I suppose the schools will be starting up soon.

I didn't expect to be spending my birthday here. I don't even want to do anything... it's just another day.

All right ladies (and gentlemen- there you go, Captain). All of you. Every single one of you.

We all could do to bond and get along a bit more so I figured this would be a fun little exercise.

Comment with one or two or five of the hottest celebrity guys that you admire.

I like Leonardo Dicaprio. And Adam Levine.

[OOC: No more pics guys, sorry. I didn't realize because it's an alternate universe, pics won't exist here.]

I'm sorry.

Has anyone tried to make a phone call out of town?

Upon further exploration I have still not found a way out. However I am determined to do so. I will not be trapped here with them.

So... I got a job. It's at the day spa in town. I'm just working the counter for now, waiting on people, but they said they could train me to do some other things, if I do well.

Better than fast food.

I have no understanding of why I am here or what caused me to arrive here a few days ago.

All I know is that the person I've loved for the majority of my life is dead and there is nothing I can do. I hope Mulan is alive. Could she be here too?

I don't understand how this works. I figured out this part but...can other people see this like I can see theirs? Hello?

I wanna go out and, like, do karaoke or something, I don't know. Is there karaoke in this town?

So... I guess I need a job. But I've never really had one before.

I'm thinking about throwing a poker game at my house one of these weekends. Would anybody be up for it?

Well blow smoke up me arsehole and call me Shirly. Ain't this fucking tip top? Where the fuck are we and who has a spliff they wanna share?

Fancy galas aren't really my thing, so I'm just gonna kick back with a big glass of lemonade and a cheeseburger. Then some apple pie for dessert. Doesn't get any more American than that, right?

It's what my mom would've done, so I can at least pretend.

If there's anyone else not going to the gala, you're welcome to come hang with me.

Out of alcohol, can't have that.

After extensive research, I've come to the conclusion that this is not the afterlife.

Well, this is curious. Lovely and all. But I need my TARDIS back now.

Since we've had rather an influx of new people arriving recently, I would like to take this opportunity to introduce myself to all of you and raise a few important points that you might need to know in the near future.

My name is Miss Ephesia Vanch and I'm the chairwoman of the Lincoln River Welcome Committee, as well as the headmistress of Lincoln River High School. I know I've already had the opportunity of speaking to a number of you when you arrived but, for those I missed, my fellow residents and I would like to wish you a warm welcome to our little town.

You should each have received a welcome basket from the Welcome Committee. I do hope I was able to provide everything you might need to get you on your feet. I am only human, however, so if I missed anything essential, please do let me know so I can rectify the mistake.

While the Welcome Committee will do what they can to ensure you settle comfortably into your new residents, I must inform you that, as residents of Lincoln River, you will each be expected to support yourself and become an active part of our community. We have a saying; a town that works together thrives together. We each do our bit for the town and, as a result, we're all able to reap the rewards.

If you have yet to find employment, you will find a Classified section at the back of our town's newspaper, available at all convenience stores in the town or, alternatively, at the Lincoln River Library. You are also welcome to approach business owners directly or visit the Town Hall to ask for assistance in your job search. If you have any questions or need advice, you are also welcome to contact me directly. I will do my best to help in any way possible.

For those of you of college age - I know a number of you have recently graduated high school and I offer my warmest congratulations - the deadline for domestic college sign-ups for Fall 2013 is July 1. If you intend to study at ULR, you will need to get your application in before that date. This gives you a little over a month. There are a number of late-admission places but the Dean prefers to hold these back in case new residents arrive once the semester has already begun, so please do not think you can rely on these as an excuse to procrastinate. If you need advice on the matter, myself or one of my colleges from the High School will happily speak to you and discuss your options.

For those of you who have not yet completed a high school education, you are most welcome to join my students at the high school. The semester is ending soon and summer is on its way but you're welcome to attend classes for the next few weeks to get a feel for our little school. This will also give me an idea as to your capability and allow me to put you into the appropriate level of education in the fall, so that you are able to flourish and achieve your absolute best.

As I have said before, I am here to help so please don't hesitate to come to me if you have any questions at all. I do not proclaim to have all the answers, but I will always do what I can to make this transition as easy for you as possible.

( Filtered to Daniel Williams )

In need of a major pick me up so Slumber party. My house. Friday night. Girls only. Everyone's invited. Bring your own booze.

Funny thing happened when I opened my mailbox today. It was filled with condoms.

Now who would do something like that?