Lincoln River Network

So now this place has taken away my sister and his girlfriend. Is there anything else you'd like to do while you're at it? I promise you it will not bode well for you if you go after wife next.

I loathe this place at the moment.

[Katherine, Klaus and Caroline]

They sent Rebekah home. Her things are gone and I cannot contact her.

I'm not getting remarried to Elijah because it's pointless with you two, but you're invited over for dinner. With food. Not people. I know, you're both so excited.

Is there anyone here I can actually trust or are you all serial killers and vampires? false alarm. Nothing to see here, folks.

One of these days I'm going to have to find something other than cleaning and working out to do.

Well blow smoke up me arsehole and call me Shirly. Ain't this fucking tip top? Where the fuck are we and who has a spliff they wanna share?

I find I've grown rather used to something of a routine here. We can't have that.

Caroline, Bonnie, I'll see you ladies at the gala.

I would love to get to know all of you better. If you would like, fill out my little survey.

- What is your name?
- How old are you?
- What do you like to do?

I find myself rather bored at the moment. Katerina, Rebekah, Klaus, lets do something. This town is just too...perfect

Katerina and I now have a new house on 23 Grace Street.

We will have a house warming party soon.

[Katerina]

To celebrate our new home, our new found freedom, the return of family and our upcoming wedding...I took it upon myself to buy you a present or two.

( Click me )

Hmm, not used to so much quiet. I think I'm going to need to find a hobby until classes start up.

Throwing a party tonight. At my house, late. Anyone can come.

Except for kids. No kids. Kids should be in bed.

I'm getting married all over again.

Since we've had rather an influx of new people arriving recently, I would like to take this opportunity to introduce myself to all of you and raise a few important points that you might need to know in the near future.

My name is Miss Ephesia Vanch and I'm the chairwoman of the Lincoln River Welcome Committee, as well as the headmistress of Lincoln River High School. I know I've already had the opportunity of speaking to a number of you when you arrived but, for those I missed, my fellow residents and I would like to wish you a warm welcome to our little town.

You should each have received a welcome basket from the Welcome Committee. I do hope I was able to provide everything you might need to get you on your feet. I am only human, however, so if I missed anything essential, please do let me know so I can rectify the mistake.

While the Welcome Committee will do what they can to ensure you settle comfortably into your new residents, I must inform you that, as residents of Lincoln River, you will each be expected to support yourself and become an active part of our community. We have a saying; a town that works together thrives together. We each do our bit for the town and, as a result, we're all able to reap the rewards.

If you have yet to find employment, you will find a Classified section at the back of our town's newspaper, available at all convenience stores in the town or, alternatively, at the Lincoln River Library. You are also welcome to approach business owners directly or visit the Town Hall to ask for assistance in your job search. If you have any questions or need advice, you are also welcome to contact me directly. I will do my best to help in any way possible.

For those of you of college age - I know a number of you have recently graduated high school and I offer my warmest congratulations - the deadline for domestic college sign-ups for Fall 2013 is July 1. If you intend to study at ULR, you will need to get your application in before that date. This gives you a little over a month. There are a number of late-admission places but the Dean prefers to hold these back in case new residents arrive once the semester has already begun, so please do not think you can rely on these as an excuse to procrastinate. If you need advice on the matter, myself or one of my colleges from the High School will happily speak to you and discuss your options.

For those of you who have not yet completed a high school education, you are most welcome to join my students at the high school. The semester is ending soon and summer is on its way but you're welcome to attend classes for the next few weeks to get a feel for our little school. This will also give me an idea as to your capability and allow me to put you into the appropriate level of education in the fall, so that you are able to flourish and achieve your absolute best.

As I have said before, I am here to help so please don't hesitate to come to me if you have any questions at all. I do not proclaim to have all the answers, but I will always do what I can to make this transition as easy for you as possible.

( Filtered to Daniel Williams )

I want nothing more than to just tear something to pieces right now

Well well, it seems our numbers are growing every day. And growing younger and younger to boot.

What an interesting little town that this is.

Who would I see about getting my wife moved in with me? There is absolutely no reason for us to be living in separate homes.

In need of a major pick me up so Slumber party. My house. Friday night. Girls only. Everyone's invited. Bring your own booze.

This place makes me want to vomit, but at least I found my husband.