Lincoln River Network

...What? Seriously, kidnapping me is not a good idea right now. And why would anyone even

All the kids are out partying and I'm stuck at home with a baby. No one told me adulthood would be this sucky.

Children, condoms are good!

My God, what the hell is going on? How did I get here?

Okay, so. Does anyone need anything fixed? Or built? Or whatever? I can probably do it with a clap of my hands, so name what you want and I'll see what I can do!

Somebody mind explaining where the hell I am?

I don't understand why people have to be so mean....

I've been thinking about this job thing lately and I still haven't found one. Instead I am thinking of perhaps going back to college to do something with the sciences here? Mostly I don't know exactly what I want to do mostly as being a Starfleet Captain doesn't leave for much transferable skills in this place though I did plenty of college courses when I was a child so I do have experience in that area. Or perhaps Business Management and open up my own store?

What do people think?

I realize we have some new arrivals once again.

Hello, my name is Kenneth Towell. You can call me Ken.

I've lived in Lincoln River my whole life, I was born here. I grew up here. I love this place, and if there is anything you'd like for me to address as your mayor, please be sure to get in touch with me.

And no, I cannot send you home. I cannot bring anyone here and I do not know how you can reach Father Jacob.