Lincoln River Network

Well, I am officiallement borred.

Eight days later, and I am still picking confetti out of my swimming pool. Shit.

So...

Back in my high school days, I use to be good at fashion and girly things, but since the bloody, slayer aspect of my life has taken over I've been busy, I haven't really been able to focus on how I look.

When it comes to dressing up, I suck. A lot.

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Anyone care to do anything? I don't have a dog and suburbia and me are just not sitting well with each other right now.

Why is everyone getting pets? Are you all jealous of a ten year old?

And how is it responsible to get a pet? You're here now, you might not always be.

This doesn't look like Shanghai. Where's Adam?

Beautiful night outside tonight.

Quiet night. Like every night since I've gotten here.

Cleaning the house and listening to music, not too bad for a Sunday. I guess I should go grocery shopping later too. This is what normal people do.

Maybe I was just naive to think people could ever change. I don't think I can be fixed. Oh well. What are you going to do, right?

Since we've had rather an influx of new people arriving recently, I would like to take this opportunity to introduce myself to all of you and raise a few important points that you might need to know in the near future.

My name is Miss Ephesia Vanch and I'm the chairwoman of the Lincoln River Welcome Committee, as well as the headmistress of Lincoln River High School. I know I've already had the opportunity of speaking to a number of you when you arrived but, for those I missed, my fellow residents and I would like to wish you a warm welcome to our little town.

You should each have received a welcome basket from the Welcome Committee. I do hope I was able to provide everything you might need to get you on your feet. I am only human, however, so if I missed anything essential, please do let me know so I can rectify the mistake.

While the Welcome Committee will do what they can to ensure you settle comfortably into your new residents, I must inform you that, as residents of Lincoln River, you will each be expected to support yourself and become an active part of our community. We have a saying; a town that works together thrives together. We each do our bit for the town and, as a result, we're all able to reap the rewards.

If you have yet to find employment, you will find a Classified section at the back of our town's newspaper, available at all convenience stores in the town or, alternatively, at the Lincoln River Library. You are also welcome to approach business owners directly or visit the Town Hall to ask for assistance in your job search. If you have any questions or need advice, you are also welcome to contact me directly. I will do my best to help in any way possible.

For those of you of college age - I know a number of you have recently graduated high school and I offer my warmest congratulations - the deadline for domestic college sign-ups for Fall 2013 is July 1. If you intend to study at ULR, you will need to get your application in before that date. This gives you a little over a month. There are a number of late-admission places but the Dean prefers to hold these back in case new residents arrive once the semester has already begun, so please do not think you can rely on these as an excuse to procrastinate. If you need advice on the matter, myself or one of my colleges from the High School will happily speak to you and discuss your options.

For those of you who have not yet completed a high school education, you are most welcome to join my students at the high school. The semester is ending soon and summer is on its way but you're welcome to attend classes for the next few weeks to get a feel for our little school. This will also give me an idea as to your capability and allow me to put you into the appropriate level of education in the fall, so that you are able to flourish and achieve your absolute best.

As I have said before, I am here to help so please don't hesitate to come to me if you have any questions at all. I do not proclaim to have all the answers, but I will always do what I can to make this transition as easy for you as possible.

( Filtered to Daniel Williams )

You know what? I'm just gonna come out and say it. I mean hell, I did it on live friggin' TV so why should I hide from it from any of you guys?

I'm immortal. I regenerate and I can't die and yeah, that's that. I feel better not having that weighing on me.

Well, I'm plannin' on having a good night.

So this morning, I went down to the local PD along with my partner, an FBI agent, and a girl who thinks she's an FBI agent [for Halloween, maybe?], but looks like Special Agent Tinkerbell to me. That or FBI barbie, we can take a poll! I'm partial to Tink myself. Wasn't that very responsible of us? I'd still like to be called Detective Williams. You can call Steve Commander Neanderthal, cuz I guess he's earned it and all. And the lovely Miss Spencer should definitely be referred to as Special Agent.

This is for official business, of course in casual settings, you may call us by our names.

I guess since it looks like we're stuck here for awhile, we should all get to know each other. I'm Danny Williams and I like to give nicknames, obviously.

Well. I've got all my old clothes back. Positive. They're all black. Negative.

Can James Bond show up here too?

Well, this is definitely not England. When did I buy a house?