Lincoln River Network

Just a reminder, slumber party at my house tomorrow night. Girls only. Bonnie, you're coming so don't even try to argue about it. Elena, you too.

Don't let me down, I've already decorated.

ETA: Since this is in the interest of getting to know people and whatnot, there will not be any alcohol at this party.

I want nothing more than to just tear something to pieces right now

Well well, it seems our numbers are growing every day. And growing younger and younger to boot.

What an interesting little town that this is.

In need of a major pick me up so Slumber party. My house. Friday night. Girls only. Everyone's invited. Bring your own booze.

This place makes me want to vomit, but at least I found my husband.

You know what? I'm just gonna come out and say it. I mean hell, I did it on live friggin' TV so why should I hide from it from any of you guys?

I'm immortal. I regenerate and I can't die and yeah, that's that. I feel better not having that weighing on me.

Just couldn't let a girl have a dance, could you? Of course not. Rebekah can't be happy even for a night. Do tell me that Stefan is here at least.

I obviously didn't buy this house either. It's too...small. Oddly, normal.

Clearly, I'm not allowed to make jokes to anyone without lives being threatened. So I'm sorry. Serious Caroline from here on out.

I'm not even going to say it again.

Why isn't Bonnie here?