Lincoln River Network

Well, I've been here a little over a month now. Guess I just thought I'd be home by now.

All right ladies (and gentlemen- there you go, Captain). All of you. Every single one of you.

We all could do to bond and get along a bit more so I figured this would be a fun little exercise.

Comment with one or two or five of the hottest celebrity guys that you admire.

I like Leonardo Dicaprio. And Adam Levine.

[OOC: No more pics guys, sorry. I didn't realize because it's an alternate universe, pics won't exist here.]

I don't understand why people have to be so mean....

Well that's just fucking great.

Not everything is as it seems in Lincoln River. New people are arriving every day and, with them, they bring their secrets and their lies.

Isn't it terrible when the one you want doesn't want you? Wouldn't you do almost anything to forget that feeling of loneliness?

...Or would you instead have sex with someone who looks suspiciously similar to the golden girl you can't have?

Rumor has it, that's exactly what one salty dog has been up to lately. Let's just hope he doesn't end up getting a shock when it all comes crashing down around him. Playing with emotions never has a fairytale ending.

[Filtered, private to Elizabeth Tudor]

Though we are sisters but by blood, I find that in these modern times, our world has been torn apart. I wish not to be dramatic, but the concept that your mother is here, stating that Father perfected the art of divorce yet at the same time she insists that she wishes nothing to do with him is a bit unnerving for someone in my position. I will never recognize her as my mother, as she is not. She is responsible for the death of my own mother, whether or not she will ever take responsibility for her actions. But, for the sake of appearances to those in this modern time, it may do us well to appear as though we are on friendly terms. What say you, sister?
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[Filtered away from King Henry, her father]

For those who requested dresses, I have some prepared. However, I'm unfamiliar with what is considered a fair price for such handmade clothing these days. Please do not mention any of this to my father. As much as I do not like secrecy, it seems it is needed in this moment.
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Well, as my father has asked me previously, is there any position fit for a former lady?

You know it's Friday when you're picking the town drunk up at 8 A.M.

I think he broke my finger. Fuck.

Gonna start the first movie around 6 tonight. I've got popcorn, chips, drinks, a sandwich platter, and three different kinds of desserts.

Everyone is welcome. Bring whatever you'd like.

I wanna go out and, like, do karaoke or something, I don't know. Is there karaoke in this town?

I am actually enjoying this heat. It is vaguely reminiscent of the dragon caves back home. I wonder if any of the beasts reside in this world. It would be pleasant to encounter something familiar.

I have been unable to locate anything worthwhile on this 'television set' for entertainment. What does one do around here?

So still here. I kind of hoped I was dreaming.

I could be in serious trouble soon. Need to find a place to lock myself up.

Nothing like listening to Seger and attempting to recreate a scene from Risky Business while cleaning. Happy Tuesday everyone.

Finally, a day off. I don't know what to do with myself.

I never, ever thought I would say this, but I think I need a drink. Just one.

I turn 21 on Saturday! I am so excited it isn't even funny. How should I celebrate?!

So... I guess I need a job. But I've never really had one before.

Pretty sure this isn't where I went to sleep last night.

I have spent my morning investigating my surroundings. While the recreation of this time period in Earth's history is most convincing, I am not appreciative of practical jokes. Especially those of the Terran Empire.

Unless of course I'm dead, and I've arrived in a very strange form of the after life.

I screened this from your beau because no doubt if he read it he would start loudly protesting and claiming I have an uncouth interest in his daughter to everyone who would listen. I get it, he's a protective sort, but even I don't need that sort of reputation.

I've no need of that money I won at the poker game, so you ought take it for the wee lassie. I don't suggest you give it to the girl at once and let her go wild in a candy store, but I don't want the money and at least this way it'll be going to someone who deserves it, yes? You needn't even tell anyone where you got it.

Seems like the cupcakes were a hit, and I really enjoyed making them. Guess I can do this normal thing, after all.

Good game, all.