In The Tardis

I love Mars.

Would anyone like to join me for some adult entertainment?

You have all made a very grave mistake.

Apparently, whatever powers that be have just decided that I'm meant to time travel or world-hop.

Though the TARDIS is definitely an upgrade. Kinda wish the Doctor was here so I could poke his brain.

Anyway, I'm Daisy Johnson. Agent of S.H.I.E.L.D, but not sure if that really means anything here.

No. No, this is unacceptable. My realm is still recovering from my absence - there is no telling what will happen if I am away once again.

How do I return to my realm? What tupenny hedge magic is NOW keeping me from the Dreaming?

Love informs me that Thanksgiving is coming up. I am aware that it is a midgardian holiday, but beyond that I am at quite a loss. Can anyone explain what it entails, please? She seems quite keen to partake in it.

I do not know that I should be surprised by anything that happens in this place, but I certainly did not expect to find Silfrintoppr when I visited the lagoon this morning.

Could someone explain to me the functionality of these tiny multicoloured bricks? I have found a room filled with them - some of them fashioned into tiny buildings - but I cannot fathom what purpose they would serve in this state. They are not sturdy enough to be used for actual building material, surely?

Why is this thing-

You know, a long time ago I'd probably have asked if this was heaven. But just because I know better, doesn't mean I'm not real happy to be here. Kinda wish you'd showed up before the giant monstrosity broke free of the Rift and started destroying my city, but that'd probably be pushing my luck.

You could have at least left a banana in my pocket when you took my sidearm, though.

Why did you l-

For those of you that expressed an interest in learning swordsmanship, I thought perhaps we might convene tomorrow afternoon? It likely won’t be anything too taxing, I shall need to get an idea of what levels of ability I am dealing with to determine how to best move forward. There will be a small stock of weapons but if you have your own do please feel free to bring them.

Everyone is more than welcome to join, even if you had not already expressed an interest.

[Sylvie]

I wondered if you might perhaps consider assisting me if a demonstration might be called for?




[ooc: directions are attached to this post, to a room on the TARDIS that contains a large open field.]

Ah, I really love when the time machine randomly makes new additions while simultaneously getting me lost.

[ Sif ]

Christmas came early for you.

[ Jon ]

I've upgraded my steak knives.

[Thor]

Where are you?

Does anyone else have reservations about fighting ten year olds, even if it's with Pokemon? Especially since the loser is supposed to give away money? I feel like I'm taking some kid's lunch money.

It doesn't help that it's also considered the biggest insult if you turn down a Pokemon battle. Though I question what their idea of "eye contact" is. My back has been turned, and then some kid is challenging me to a battle.

The Riolu that decided that it liked my aura and wanted to come along with me really seems to like battling, too, so it's hard to say no.

Especially to that cute face.

This cave is incredibly difficult to navigate. I appear to have gotten myself quite turned around.

I have a question.

What are we meant to do with these creatures if we've caught one?

Who's going to attend this big royal ball?

[...]

Really hoping dates are not a requirement.

Earlier in the day while walking in the woods, Steve Harrington stumble across an elegant white stag. As soon as the stag disappeared, King Oberon appeared to him, and named him as official Lord Of Avalon. In honor of Steve's new nobility, King Oberon and Queen Titania have thrown a grand royal ball starting in the evening, and all are welcome to attend in their finest attire, which the wardrobe room in the TARDIS will provide.

At the stroke of midnight, characters will find themselves onboard the TARDIS, where she will depart Avalon and head off for destinations unknown...

There will be the option of IC/OOC threads in the comments! Have fun!

[Nina tries to type into the phone. Accidentally sends a video of just a toffee with her voice in the background asking "Am I doing this right?"]

You know, I really thought I escaped captivity, but here I fucking am.

[...]

To the people in the med bay, I was being perfectly fucking civil given the circumstances.

I seem to have managed to turn my luck around with these little annoyances. They're actually turning out to be quite useful.

thor.

You had questions the other day and I'm feeling generous. Ask what you'd like, but I won't promise to answer all of them.

This is not something I ever expected to have any insight into - but I have renewed admiration for those of you amongst us who are parents. Babysitting is quite exhausting.

It is, however, also rather fun.

[ filtered to 21+ ]

I know I should appreciate that I am somehow alive [...] for the third time (the third time’s the charm), but holy fuck am I bored. I’ve already dealt with a lot of fuckery back home, so I honestly have little desire to leave the TARDIS again.

I do have some fae wine. Don’t worry. I watched someone else try it before I helped myself to a bottle or two. I have some hand-rolled cigarettes if that’s more your speed. Given these dire circumstances, I am feeling generous.

To those of you that expressed an interest in sparring, after some reconnaissance yesterday I believe I have found a room that would be suitable. Thanks to Thor, I have ruled out the lagoon. But there appears to be a room that is merely an open field which should allow us ample space. If any of our new arrivals would like to opt in then of course you are most welcome.

Also, it occurs to me that there may be those among us who have an interest in developing combat skills without having had the means to do so. To that end I am happy to teach anyone that would like to learn. Given that we do not know what the TARDIS may bring us to at any given moment, perhaps this may be prudent for safety in the future.

FYI: "Moonlight Party" is Fae code for Orgy.

If you're into that, they know some real weird moves.

Is this because of the box thi

Cool. Space. Anyone have any interesting space facts? I'll go first:

( unfiltered - tw: human bodies in space )

Kind of fun to think it's just a few inches of metal or whatever stopping that from happening, huh?

[...]

Apparently I need an adultier adult to come spring me from medical prison.

I have absolutely no desire to go back out into Avalon, considering all the trouble these Fae have caused. I do, however, find myself with an abundance of pent up energy and I am in need of releasing some frustr of it.

Would anyone be interested in sparring with me? I generally favour swords but I could settle for hand to hand combat if that would be preferable.

My kid is a kid and I am not impressed.

At least she's still cute?

I got nothing.

( unfiltered - flist saver )

When the hell are we getting off this rock? Because I'm over it.

It's really great to have thumbs again.

And to walk on two feet.

You think life can't get more complicated and BAM!

You turn into a goat for 24 hours.

Hey. Abigail and I made it back. We're both okay.

[...]

They were not kidding about the marshes. 10/10 do not reccomend.

Goddamn tracke

Right. Going old school. Anybody seen Peter Parker? I thought he snuck off with the teenage crew but his room's empty, not answering his phone, and his tracker's offli.

Being overly friendly was one thing, the wanton destruction of my living quarters is quite another. And I’m not sure which feels like a worse violation.

I could certainly have done without returning to this today.

If anyone is in need of a host, I've certainly one to spare. I haven't been left alone since we arrived.

Of all the scenarios I expected, this one wasn't exactly on my list. I'm not supposed t

Since we're all stuck here indefinitely, I think we should get to know each other? I'll start.

Hey, My name is Peter, and I'm from Queens, NY. Born and raised. I recently got my own apartment in Manhattan. Sometimes you got to start fresh, right?

My favorite food is my Aunt May's cherry pie. My favorite colors are red and blue. I like to build things. Take things apart and make them better. I skateboard. Haven't in a while. Life finds a way of keeping you busy.

So. Yeah. What about everyone else?

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I woke up five minutes ago stating the time was "kill me o'clock".

Then I realized I got too drunk last night in Vegas and remarried the man I just divorced. We're talking days ago divorce so obviously good decisions were made.

So, it's still definitely kill me o'clock, just in a new place after I blinked.

Please tell me someone has coffee, cigarettes, and somewhere I can find clothes because I'm currently only in my nightgown. And I'm still hungover.

The Netflix is most misleading.

I believe this ‘Ninja Warrior’ may be a misnomer, it does not appear to have anything to do with actual combat. Their agility is most impressive, but I suspect not one of them would make it off a battlefield alive.

I'm...no longer dead?

Okay. I'm no longer dead.

I seriously hope this place has blood bags because I'm also hungry.

...shite.

We've had a lot of new arrivals recently, and I'm afraid I haven't had the chance to meet all of you yet, but my name's Martha Jones. I'm currently in the console room. I meant to post this yesterday, and say that if you had questions about the TARDIS I'd be happy to answer what I could but as of right now, that will have to wait.

The TARDIS has gone into lockdown, however we aren't in any danger. She's currently unhappy with something that's happened here in the console room. I'm going to do what I can to calm her down so she'll lift it. But for the moment... I suppose all we can do is hold on. The TARDIS however would never harm anyone in her care, so I wouldn't worry.

Can everyone please let me know where they are currently? Kelly, Poe, Jadzia, Ray, you all alright?

This? This isn't going to work for me. Call me Karen if you have to - I want to speak to whoever's in charge.

Question: was anyone else brought here by a weird bangle that they got from their grandmother that used to belong to their great-grandmother who was really from an alternate dimension?

Just me? That's cool, too.

Hi, I'm Kamala Khan! I'm new. But then again, I think most of us are new.

Also, apparently, I can't leave quarantine until I have a guardian because i'm a minor. Which is pretty unfair, if you ask me. I'm totally independent. Mostly. Okay, maybe I need some adult supervision, but I'm a responsible, upstanding superhero, I swear!

Though apparently, I dont have to live with them, it's just for emergencies. Which is fair.

So...help, I guess? I really don't want to be stuck in medbay while I'm here. Wherever here is.

What is the meaning of this abduction?



And is there a way out of it, please? It is imperative that I get to Alfheim.

So, definitely not Wakanda.

Uh...anyone? T'Challa?

Mother?

Bucky?

M'Baku?

Where the hell am I?

Tag dump, nothing to see here.