In The Tardis

i think i like this place the mostest
so many mad people
off their hinges
creeeaaakkkkk
gambling gambling
so many vices
so many poisons
out-of-control
i uhm
i uhm did something before we left
maybe a very bad thing
i dont know

This planet never sleeps and neither do I.

I don't care what time it is. Who wants to join me? We can do whatever.
Naked women dancing? Yes.
Hire sex workers? Yes.
Gamble all this real but fake money? Yes.
Try martian drugs? Yes.
Get married on accident? Why not.

Let's go, before the TARDIS sweeps us away and we're left with nothing but our feelings again.

If anyone wants a buddy to tag along with them, I can be that person.

Who: Bex, Kol, and Davina
What: bonding over the baby
Where: Bex’s room
When: Mar. 1st
Warnings: low
Status: completed via g-doc


( Bex still found the whole baby aspect surprising. )

Okay. It's Fat Tuesday, what's everyone giving up for lent?

[...]

Is there a chapel here?

You're here, aren't you? You criminals. Thought you could escape all the way out here but you can't run long from Pekka Rollins and you can't run long from me. I'm the Prince of the Barrell and I'm coming for you all.

[Netpost to all Women]
I never thought I would need to ask. What do the women in your times use for contraception?

My mother made tea but I don't know precisely what went into it.

Oh my God.

I'm sorry. I didn't meant to do that.

I just didn't expect to get kidnapped to space and I was shocked and...yeah.

Please, send me back home. I don't want to cause anymore damage.

[OOC: When Daisy became Avengers Academy Daisy, she freaked out when she arrived, and her powers caused a very small seismic wave that shook the TARDIS. Nothing is severely damaged, but some stuff would have fallen down, and the lights would have flickered. She's obviously very sorry, as it was unintentional.]

I didn't think I'd wake up to some fucking sci-fi adventure, but here I am. Raise your hand if you didn't get probed. ✋

adam parrish.

Please tell me I'm your Ronan.

[Private to Inej]

Do you have a few minutes to talk? I need to talk to someone.

Hello.

My name is Nancy Wheeler; I arrived a few hours ago. I have been briefed on the current situation — which isn't much information. Not surprised, though. I don't mind digging in deep for answers.

This has to be a government experiment, in my opinion.

There's something wrong with Kaz.

He's [...] young. Very young.

Has this happened to anyone else?

What's happening?

How do we change him back?

Who: Davina and !Witch Kol
What: waking up in their room with some very confused people
Where: their room
When: Monday morning
Warnings: TBD
Status: closed

( Since when did her Original Vampire boyfriend emit body heat? )

--- how it works I think it's writing it it's doing something but I can't tell what. Hello? I'm talking to this box and it's writing something so maybe it's writing what I'm saying. How would I even know what ---

--- something on the box and it stopped so maybe I've got to ---

--- yes that's how that works hello? ---

Okay, everyone. It's taken awhile, but I think we've been able to pinpoint the exact location of where those that have gone missing have been taken.

Just as a recap, we've been missing the following:

Delirium

MJ Jones

Sif

Pepper Potts

I'm launching a search party to go rescue them. I've gotten supplies ready, and I'll be leaving within the next twenty minutes. I need at least three people to go with me, though. Martha will be staying behind in the control room to be in our eye in the sky. I've got some basic phasers, though feel free to bring your own weapons, if you've got them.

Let's get our people back, and hopefully, the TARDIS will get us the hell off this island.

Tags: -player: allie, -player: jay, -player: laurel, -player: maggie, -player: myriam, -plot: this island, grishaverse: inej ghafa, marvel: james rhodes, marvel: peter parker, marvel: thor, the dresden files: molly carpenter, the orville: kelly grayson, the vampire diaries: davina claire, the vampire diaries: kol mikaelson, wynonna earp: wynonna earp, ~inactive player: kal el, ~inactive: derek hale

Who: Kol Mikaelson and Davina Claire
What: An alluring siren song...
When: Saturday afternoon
Where: The cliffs
Rating: TBD
Status: Closed; Incomplete


( It was the most alluring sound he'd ever heard in his entire immortal life. )

Okay.

1) HOW did the TARDIS and the Doctor get separated? How did the Doctor get to a different universe without the TARDIS? Were they abducted? Was there a malfunction?

2) WHEN did this happen?

3) Does the TARDIS have a LOG of where and when she's been? We could try to retrace her steps, or at least avoid searching the same place twice.

Let's do this thing.


[added later]

4) WHO could we ask?

Ok where in Merlin's name am I?

Anyone have a good line on ways to distract yourself from the knowledge that you die in about two seconds back home? Is there a club for people like us? As an alternative, I'd take a solid punch to the jaw. Maybe then I'd

If anyone's got a way to tell the TARDIS "Cheers" from me.. cheers.

[Filtered to Kol]

hi
Hello
I miss you
I need help
Why is this so damn difficult?
Hi Kol.

I need movie recs.

I've gone through an enormous amount of black and white films.

And I should probably not rewatch Wizard of Oz for like...the tenth time in three days.

I know the TARDIS is psychic, so I guess I know the answer, but how the heck does she know my apartment so well?? It's perfect! It's like the Svartalves allowed the whole thing to be plucked out of their building and into the TARDIS, which they would never do.

Seriously, the TARDIS is creepy and awesome.

Also? Arendelle is heaven! I never want to leave!!

So basically, I want to be in two places at the same time. Anyone have a 'split yourself in half and not in a gory way' spell?


[Molly & Peter 2]
You?
Me?
Date?
Skating?
Snow angels?
Hot chocolate?
Hand-holding?

Lady handed me this and said someone would explain the situation.

Meaning no disrespect I don't give a shit what the situation is I have to get back who do I talk to about that?

Who: Kol and Davina
When: Backdated to Sat.
Where: Davina’s room
What: Chatting about magic and Kol spills the beans
Rating: low
Status: Closed; completed g-doc

( Your half-brother makes it easy to hate him. You make it difficult. )

I'm kinda bummed to be missing the Bayou Battle of the Bands this year. There's always a ton of great new music after.

[Inej, Abigail, Ty]

So I know a couple of you don't know what I'm talking about probably, but this Thursday is kind of a bit food holiday where Ty and I are from. Do you all want to maybe join us? You can invite friends, if you want.

This phoneish thing tells me it's my birthday!

Happy Birthday, me.

[...]

This isn't pathetic at all.

Who: Davina and OPEN
What: making some tea in the kitchen
Where: the kitchen
When: Thurs. afternoon
Warnings: TBD, should be low, but will update if needed
Status: open

( Just a witch and tea )

If anyone is interested, I tried my hand at making scones.

I followed a few recipes.

There are more scones than I can possibly eat.

Who: Davina and Molly
What: birthday cupcakes
Where: Davina's room
When: backdated to Sat.
Warnings: should be low

( This felt a hell of a lot less complicated than her interactions with Kol )

According to a calendar, I turn eighteen tomorrow.

I wish Marcel and Josh were here to help me celebrate..

I bought a bunch of baked goods at the café. If anyone wants to join me for a birthday cupcake tomorrow?

Who: Davina and Kol
What: Davina is practicing some magic
Where: In the kitchen of the TARDIS
When: Monday evening
Warnings: low, with brief mentions of past trauma

( You don’t have to do magic to feel it. )

Well, this is not my ideal choice for a resurrection. However, given where I just was, one can hardly afford to be picky.

I'll take my bloody second chance any way I can get it.

I caught a cute green guy with a green bulb on his back! He keeps saying Bulbasaur and responded when I called him Bobby. He's got a name!

Why is everything on this stupid thing in Ravkan when no one speaks it when I try to talk to them? I keep hearing Kerch. This isn't the Ketterdam docks!

I'm told I can't leave Medbay until I get a guardian. I don't suppose Marcel, Josh, or Cami are here? Kaleb?

Although, it's nice my ankle is healed.

I hope Mikael won't get free.

Tag dump, nothing to see here.