In The Tardis

[Netpost to all Women]
I never thought I would need to ask. What do the women in your times use for contraception?

My mother made tea but I don't know precisely what went into it.

Even though that last stop wasn’t exactly the smoothest, I definitely enjoyed my birthday. Couldn’t have asked for anything more. Husband, you definitely know Hw to do some spoil in’. Think Emma liked it too.

The guy in the doctor's office is nice. Someone give him a raise. [...] Gilbert needs a raise.

And it's bullshit that I need an "adult" to sign me out of here. I'm sure you all know, but I need to say it. Gilbert agrees.

I've got questions:

Can my 18 year old boyfriend be my guardian, or are there rules against that?

Does whoever my guardian is have access to my medical files?

But seriously, kidnapping me out of bed and then making me have a guardian before I can get out of this room is bonkers.

Tags: -player: jay, -player: jenjen, -player: laurel, -player: myriam, marvel: tony stark, the raven cycle: blue sargent, the raven cycle: richard gansey iii, the raven cycle: ronan lynch, ~inactive player: ace, ~inactive: fred weasley, ~inactive: ginny weasley

I don't think the TARDIS liked me trying to upgrade the computers in the medbay. Everything beeped really loud, turned red, and then BOOM, I'm in a cage in the middle of the room.

This place is FASCINATING. I've never been anywhere like it before.

Does anyone know what TARDIS stands for?

Does anyone know what the parameters are for being brought here? What process does it use to bring people from different dimensions?

How does it know that I love tiny food so much?!

Oh! There's a girl in a bed that just showed up here, too! She didn't say hello when I did, though. She must be really tired.

Ok fine I'm convinced this isn't an elaborate trap by the Dark Side.

Now, who wants to go exploring? I've been camping on the beach (thanks TARDIS for providing sunscreen I'm far to red and pale for this otherwise) but wouldn't mind seeing more of the island.

Ok where in Merlin's name am I?

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