In The Tardis

It is not often I can attest to being surprised. But the fact that I haven’t broken out in hives merely as a result of being here almost certainly falls into that category. It is quite garish. It reminds me of Enid’s side of our room.

I thought it’d be interesting to visit Mars University while we were here. It might’ve been a mistake to visit the casinos with my brother first though […..] I think I might’ve joined a fraternity.

Well this sure ain't California. One minute I'm in my lab, the next I'm in someone else's. Not the first time that's happened, but usually there's more dancing and alcohol before I forget where I've been. Having gotten a look around, I've got questions. Half of this tech looks like something out of my dreams as a kid.

On the up side, somehow got to Vegas. Peg's gonna have a field day with this one. Hmm... what table to try first?

I love Mars.

Would anyone like to join me for some adult entertainment?

Have you changed your mind, my sister? Is Nada's release from hell no longer a priority?

Or was this your doing, Delirium?

Am I still dead? Is that what this is? Some sort of Hell loop?

I need to get home. This is non-negotiable. I have a kid at home that needs me

I can’t get a straight answer on where we are and how to leave but I’m willing to jump through hoops to make it happen.

You have all made a very grave mistake.

Oh, crap. This is so very cool and I wish I could properly fanboy, but it's really not safe for me to be here at allllll.

I'm looking into it. Anyone who wants to help... Bloody hell...

Pocket of vortex energy? Timeline puncture transition flux?

I need someone to come into medical for a scan. First thing we need is more data.

There's something wrong with Kaz.

He's [...] young. Very young.

Has this happened to anyone else?

What's happening?

How do we change him back?

Apparently, whatever powers that be have just decided that I'm meant to time travel or world-hop.

Though the TARDIS is definitely an upgrade. Kinda wish the Doctor was here so I could poke his brain.

Anyway, I'm Daisy Johnson. Agent of S.H.I.E.L.D, but not sure if that really means anything here.

Being stuck in the medbay aside, I'm going to take a moment just geek out that I'm on the freaking TARDIS.

All of this future tech is so cool.

Hello fellow TARDIS people! I'm Morgan Stark.

Water people tried to abduct Enid.

They were trying to take her under the island.

speech-to-text.

I want to speak to Dustin. Dustin Henderson. I want to speak to him right now.

Who: Peter Parker(1) and Wash
What: Chasing who knows what in the woods
When: January 25th
Where: the woods on the island
Warnings: minimal probably. Maybe some sweary words.
Status: ongoing

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Spent the better part of two days exploring the woods and caves. Found some ruins in the woods that are pretty interesting. And there were some markings on the walls in some of the caves, but wasn’t any language I’ve ever seen, even the TARDIS translation matrix didn’t pull up anything - guess I’m hitting the books today.

[Dean]

Happy Birthday. Do birthdays even count now? I’m not sure about the etiquette here.

[ooc: pretend this was yesterday and that Sam didn’t miss his favourite brothers birthday because I wasn’t here 🤦‍♀️]

Very real vacation vibes right now. It looks like Bali.

[Tony]

Any idea how many more checks you plan on running before you’ll agree to the TARDIS’s assessment?

This is both the opposite of my domain and basically the best place ever? The TARDIS even provided sunscreen. THANKS TARDIS!

Who wants to go play water polo?

[Peter]
Alternatively, how would you feel about making out in the ocean?

don't like it out here
too loud too bright

ruins remain bones ground away
stones standing monuments at watch

calcium phosphate silica feldspar calcium carbonate


sand feels nice

Really not liking this at all. I don’t take kindly to being pulled somewhere against my will. I do see some names I know, so it seems it wasn’t just me kidnapped.

But… ta Ma duh…

Jun Shi Suh Mo Go Dohng Shee? …

What is my dead husband’s name doing on this name list?

Someone better explain, and fast.

It seems quite redundant to voice the fact that this does not appear to be the destination I was heading for. However, it is an accurate statement, and a concerning one. I intend to examine it further.

Additionally, I am informed I require the approval of a guardian before I will be permitted to move about freely. It seems rather archaic to my thinking, however, since my attempt to override the lock on the door was met with consternation and the threat of a ‘time out’ I expect it would be more prudent to play by the rules for now.

Anyone have a good line on ways to distract yourself from the knowledge that you die in about two seconds back home? Is there a club for people like us? As an alternative, I'd take a solid punch to the jaw. Maybe then I'd

If anyone's got a way to tell the TARDIS "Cheers" from me.. cheers.

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No. No, this is unacceptable. My realm is still recovering from my absence - there is no telling what will happen if I am away once again.

How do I return to my realm? What tupenny hedge magic is NOW keeping me from the Dreaming?

Uh[….] anyone know anything about the potency of ingredients once they’ve been thawed from frozen?

Who: Dr Linda and Peter Parker (1)
What: Therapy, bitches.
When: a few days after Thanksgiving
Where: Tony’s lab
Warnings: tbd

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So I know there’s been a lot of talk about sparring and hand to hand training, but not a lots been said for those of us that might want to practice weapons training. Thinking about setting up a target range, for shooting, or throwing, or arrows or whatever, if anyone might be interested?

Weird to have Thanksgiving without my family. Even missed Ellie’s marshmallow topped sweet potatoes. And now I miss Morgan.

[….] it’s definitely just a coincidence that when I went looking for booze in the kitchen I found marshmallow flavoured vodka, right?

Aliens again, huh? What’s a guy gotta do to get a drink around here?

Love informs me that Thanksgiving is coming up. I am aware that it is a midgardian holiday, but beyond that I am at quite a loss. Can anyone explain what it entails, please? She seems quite keen to partake in it.

I did not expect the sauerkraut ice cream to be a Portkey. It seems a bit obvious now. That's on me.

I also didn't expect the boy and I to get ourselves a little medical look-see. You're welcome, Doc.

I do need to be getting back to the shop, I'm afraid. My apprentice here's very pregnant mum will be on a war path if we don't get back with the tub. We can re-schedule this playdate after I know you're all safe.

With the TARDIS essentially out of action while she refuels, I’m sure anxiety is running a bit high, and given the potential for people to go a bit stir crazy at the moment, I feel as if I should maybe extend the offer of a friendly ear if anyone feels like they might need to air anything. No pressure or obligation, obviously, but my door is open to any of you if you feel like you need it.

Um […] are alpacas particularly suited to space travel?

hi
hi
hello!
it's me
you know who i am
let me tell you what kind of drink i'd make for you.
please
please
do tell me!

I do not know that I should be surprised by anything that happens in this place, but I certainly did not expect to find Silfrintoppr when I visited the lagoon this morning.

[ The Stark Fam ]

It's Thanksgiving this month you probably already knew that. I was thinking [...] we could do something?
because that would be coo
because I miss Aun
because we're fa

Could someone explain to me the functionality of these tiny multicoloured bricks? I have found a room filled with them - some of them fashioned into tiny buildings - but I cannot fathom what purpose they would serve in this state. They are not sturdy enough to be used for actual building material, surely?

Say hello to my little friend — Her name is Lottie.



I'm going to the Poké Park right now. Anyone is welcome to join me if they want!

This thing works, yeah?

Look. I appreciate a good kidnap as much as anyone. Honestly, top marks all round. 10/10 for ingenuity. And creativity, actually – the décor is outstanding. I’ve picked up some excellent ideas for the living room.

Anyway, I hate to be the bloke who doesn’t play along, but I have stuff going on at home. Pumpkins to carve, toddler costumes to negotiate, etc etc. So if someone could just point me in the direction of the exit, that would be peachy. Ta very much.

[…]

This was definitely not the appointment I had scheduled for today.

Well, this is not my ideal choice for a resurrection. However, given where I just was, one can hardly afford to be picky.

I'll take my bloody second chance any way I can get it.

Why is this thing-

You know, a long time ago I'd probably have asked if this was heaven. But just because I know better, doesn't mean I'm not real happy to be here. Kinda wish you'd showed up before the giant monstrosity broke free of the Rift and started destroying my city, but that'd probably be pushing my luck.

You could have at least left a banana in my pocket when you took my sidearm, though.

Why did you l-

For those of you that expressed an interest in learning swordsmanship, I thought perhaps we might convene tomorrow afternoon? It likely won’t be anything too taxing, I shall need to get an idea of what levels of ability I am dealing with to determine how to best move forward. There will be a small stock of weapons but if you have your own do please feel free to bring them.

Everyone is more than welcome to join, even if you had not already expressed an interest.

[Sylvie]

I wondered if you might perhaps consider assisting me if a demonstration might be called for?




[ooc: directions are attached to this post, to a room on the TARDIS that contains a large open field.]

she follows she knows sight beyond eyes sense beyond dreams

not the moon not a crack impressions in oil



like to like like to like like to like

friend 镜子
(oog: Jìngzi [Mirror])

Public service announcement that Dean Winchester is the worst brother ever, after catching a moose shaped Pokémon and then giving it to me because he thinks he’s hilarious.

[…]

Guess, it could’ve been worse. Could’ve been Mr Mime. Honestly, dude, you might be slipping.

Ah, I really love when the time machine randomly makes new additions while simultaneously getting me lost.

[ Sif ]

Christmas came early for you.

[ Jon ]

I've upgraded my steak knives.

流口水的妓女和猴子的儿子.

How many times I gotta say it - I would like to be released.

I ain't askin' nice.

[Thor]

Where are you?

Okay, not that this isn’t exciting, because, I mean, come on? It’s the TARDIS, and there are Pokémon outside and this is probably one of the best nervous breakdowns I’ve ever had. And ordinarily, I’d be totally into it, but right nows really not a great time for me.

Well, I needed that like a hole in the chest.

[…]

Since I’m pretty sure this time the answers not me. Who’s flying this thing?