In The Tardis

Well this sure ain't California. One minute I'm in my lab, the next I'm in someone else's. Not the first time that's happened, but usually there's more dancing and alcohol before I forget where I've been. Having gotten a look around, I've got questions. Half of this tech looks like something out of my dreams as a kid.

On the up side, somehow got to Vegas. Peg's gonna have a field day with this one. Hmm... what table to try first?

Have you changed your mind, my sister? Is Nada's release from hell no longer a priority?

Or was this your doing, Delirium?

Oh, crap. This is so very cool and I wish I could properly fanboy, but it's really not safe for me to be here at allllll.

There's something wrong with Kaz.

He's [...] young. Very young.

Has this happened to anyone else?

What's happening?

How do we change him back?

Being stuck in the medbay aside, I'm going to take a moment just geek out that I'm on the freaking TARDIS.

All of this future tech is so cool.

Hello fellow TARDIS people! I'm Morgan Stark.

Very real vacation vibes right now. It looks like Bali.

[Tony]

Any idea how many more checks you plan on running before you’ll agree to the TARDIS’s assessment?

This is both the opposite of my domain and basically the best place ever? The TARDIS even provided sunscreen. THANKS TARDIS!

Who wants to go play water polo?

[Peter]
Alternatively, how would you feel about making out in the ocean?

No. No, this is unacceptable. My realm is still recovering from my absence - there is no telling what will happen if I am away once again.

How do I return to my realm? What tupenny hedge magic is NOW keeping me from the Dreaming?

Um […] are alpacas particularly suited to space travel?

hi
hi
hello!
it's me
you know who i am
let me tell you what kind of drink i'd make for you.
please
please
do tell me!

[ The Stark Fam ]

It's Thanksgiving this month you probably already knew that. I was thinking [...] we could do something?
because that would be coo
because I miss Aun
because we're fa

Say hello to my little friend — Her name is Lottie.



I'm going to the Poké Park right now. Anyone is welcome to join me if they want!

I've investigated the recent disappearances. In addition to T'Challa and Shuri, going through the records in the TARDIS' console, there have been five other disappearances, Kate Bishop, Logan Echolls, Veronica Mars, Mel Medara, and Jinn.

There doesn't really appear to be a reason why they were sent home, and judging from the data we were able to pull, they were sent back to their home universes. It would also seem that when someone is sent home, all of their belongings vanish, and their rooms are cleared out. Out of these seven, Shuri and T'Challa were here the longest, the others weren't here very long.

So, apparently, we can get home, there just doesn't seem to be any control over how and when we get home. Like being pulled here, it appears to be done at random by the TARDIS herself.

I know Martha and myself will be looking into this further, but Martha's the TARDIS expert, and this is still something that she's never experienced.

For the time being, we'll keep looking into this, and if there are any more disappearances, maybe we can try and pick up on a pattern or something. But so far, it appears to be at random.

I'll try and answer any questions as best as I can, but Martha probably has better answers than I do.

In the meantime, I hope everyone's enjoying Kalos. If anyone wants someone to go exploring with, I'm here.

I took Morgan to the Lumiose Museum in the city this morning. She didn’t have a lot of patience for the audio guide, but she liked a few of the paintings. Her favourite was the picture of the hedgehog. Shaymin, I think? Anyway, it’s a nice little outing, if anyones looking for something a bit more low key.

Earlier in the day while walking in the woods, Steve Harrington stumble across an elegant white stag. As soon as the stag disappeared, King Oberon appeared to him, and named him as official Lord Of Avalon. In honor of Steve's new nobility, King Oberon and Queen Titania have thrown a grand royal ball starting in the evening, and all are welcome to attend in their finest attire, which the wardrobe room in the TARDIS will provide.

At the stroke of midnight, characters will find themselves onboard the TARDIS, where she will depart Avalon and head off for destinations unknown...

There will be the option of IC/OOC threads in the comments! Have fun!

Someone has really been taking her stealth training seriously since her sleepover with Love. I’ve lost count of how many times she’s pounced on me, or jumped out from a hiding spot to surprise me. I think my favourite was the laundry hamper - Clothes everywhere.

[thor]

I know it’s a little late notice, but a little bird has been twittering in my ear all day about having a sleepover at Love’s. She only stopped when I said I’d ask. Any chance you think we could make that happen?

[ pep. ]

Tell me no.

[ peter. ]

If you feel like coming up for air, I've got a surprise for you.

One to two, two to three. Tattered and tearing on red shoes.

Words ran off the page and spelled treason with sharp tongues in metal food!

One to two. Two to three. Two by two. Two by two.

Simon... SIMON!!!

You know, this is probably the most polite kidnapping I've ever experienced.

Though my need to geek out over being on the TARDIS of all places I think makes the whole kidnapping bit less shitty.

I guess I should introduce myself. I'm Tim Drake.

I'll come out of the library. Eventually.

Twenty minutes of being flung around the ship has left me completely disoriented and I have to say, the large white wolf is an interesting new hallucination.

My kid is a kid and I am not impressed.

At least she's still cute?

I got nothing.

( unfiltered - flist saver )

When the hell are we getting off this rock? Because I'm over it.

I know I’ve probably said it numerous times already, but I just wanted to thank everyone again for everything you did to help try to find Peter. It really meant a lot. You probably shouldn’t be surprised if I track each of you down to say it again in person.

[Thor]
Morgan really enjoyed having Love over, circumstances aside. I was wondering if you both might like to join us for dinner sometime so they could have another play date?

Hey. Abigail and I made it back. We're both okay.

[...]

They were not kidding about the marshes. 10/10 do not reccomend.

Just so we know where everyone’s at searching for Peter:

- Tony is our eyes in the sky.
- Thor is coordinating with Sif as aerial view of the south west. Love is with me and Morgan. We’re locked down so she’ll be perfectly safe.
- Alyssa is also taking to the sky.
- Natasha is covering ground to the North and East on Avalon
- Sif is covering the South West.
- Sam and Dean are also covering ground.
- Kelly is attempting to reach out to our hosts to see if they’re forthcoming - Murphy is on standby in case they aren’t.
- Eddie, Steve and Delirium are checking the ship.

You can post any information that you find here.

[Tony]
Check in, please. Your heart rate is spiking all over the place.

Goddamn tracke

Right. Going old school. Anybody seen Peter Parker? I thought he snuck off with the teenage crew but his room's empty, not answering his phone, and his tracker's offli.

Settle a debate for me: It's not wrong to put your kid to bed a little early 'cause she keeps kicking your ass at Go Fish, is it?

Okay, is this some sort of "join the Avengers" hazing? Cause if so, not cool, Barton.

Seriously though. I'm supposed to be celebrating Christmas, not whatever this is.

What part of "I'm done" don't you assholes get? Put me back.

Of all the scenarios I expected, this one wasn't exactly on my list. I'm not supposed t

Since we're all stuck here indefinitely, I think we should get to know each other? I'll start.

Hey, My name is Peter, and I'm from Queens, NY. Born and raised. I recently got my own apartment in Manhattan. Sometimes you got to start fresh, right?

My favorite food is my Aunt May's cherry pie. My favorite colors are red and blue. I like to build things. Take things apart and make them better. I skateboard. Haven't in a while. Life finds a way of keeping you busy.

So. Yeah. What about everyone else?

Alright, now that the lockdown's been lifted and Tony is out of that cage, I suppose we should get back to explanations.

Firstly, welcome to the TARDIS. Hullo, I'm Martha. I'm a doctor and former TARDIS resident and am more than happy to answer any questions you might have about the ship herself, assuming I've the answer.

Myself and a small group found ourselves aboard the TARDIS a little more than two months ago. We have spent the time since trying to gain access to other currently closed off areas of the TARDIS as well as attempting to figure out why and how she's brought us here.

At present, my theory is she's searching for the Doctor, her partner and a friend of mine. Searches of the TARDIS and internal scans have proven that he is nowhere aboard. Under normal circumstances, and let's face facts, when we were hiding in 1913 or that time we got stuck in 1969 were far from normal! the Doctor would never leave the TARDIS alone for this length of time, thus I can only conclude that something must have happened. Which has me very concerned.

A few things to know about life aboard the TARDIS:
TARDIS is an acronym that stands for Time and Relative Dimensions in Space. As the name suggests, she is a time and space ship and she is alive. The TARDIS is aware of everyone on the ship through a low level psychic connection, which is how she is aware of our needs, as far as rooms and other things. This is also how she provides instant translation services via translation circuit so we can speak to locals wherever we are. She also has various ways of warning us of incoming danger. She has a personality of her own, and is very protective of those she's chosen, so if you are nice to her, she will be nice to you. She has a very long memory.

We are still attempting to figure out how we are being brought here, though I believe she is either searching for the Doctor or bringing people here who she feels can help. I've recently gotten access to the console room - which is the control room - and am going through logs. I will report with what I find.

If you have additional questions, please feel free to direct them to myself or any of us who have been here a while. I look forward to meeting all of you.
-Martha

Not to sound ungrateful, but I really didn’t need the free physical.

Also, someone better tell me where my daughter is, or I’m gonna lose my shit.

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